Although we'd like them to, the hosts of Fox & Friends shouldn't quit their day jobs. Watch them all attempt to look like they are better at basketball than they really are.

Fox News reaches new levels of absurdity with this interview, featuring a man who foreclosed on his own bank. No mention of the fact that this guy happens to be a vampire. Nope, those fangs are perfectly normal.

Columbia University invited a speaker to discuss bringing back the ROTC. Brian Kilmeade doesn't believe any parent would send their child to a school that would heckle and boo young war vet, Anthony Maschek, for having conservative views.

Men are now enduring similar back pains to what women have been suffering for generations all thanks to the growing popularity of the murse. Is it any surprise that we learn Brian Kilmeade is a follower of this questionable trend?

Today at Gawker.TV, Fox and Friends is up in arms over a British Superman, Adam Scott hates working with attractive people, Katy Perry promotes her appearance on HIMYM, and Justin Bieber says the word "like" like, a lot.

Fox & Friends talked about the newest actor to play Superman in a movie and—gasp—he's a brit! As they delve deeper into this issue they realize that both Batman and Spiderman are played by British actors, too.

In a testament to the 24-hour news cycle, the morning crew at Fox News covers a "police chase" in which the perpetrator stops at red lights, drives reasonably slowly, and isn't actually being chased by cops. They've perfected small talk.

While discussing a possible new law regarding cellphone or ipod use the hosts find a way to show their ineptitude for both interviewing and general respect for others. Steve Doocy should be hidden where he can't hurt us anymore.

Betty White appeared on Fox and Friends this morning to discuss her show, Regis' retirement, Robert Redford and taking over Live after firing Kelly Ripa. The interview made Fox and Friends almost watchable for a brief 10 minutes.

Despite his ridiculous patriotic denim jacket (with a picture of himself on it), Don King had some provocative things to say about race relations and the new African-American Tea Party on Fox and Friends this morning.

After New York Senator Chuck Schumer blasted Chris Christie's decision to cut funding from a commuter rail tunnel as a "terrible, terrible decision," Christie shot back — telling Schumer to "mind his manners."

The European Union sent out a school calendar that mysteriously omitted every Christian holiday. They claim this was a mistake and they just forgot, but Gretchen Carlson isn't buying it one bit.

As we learned earlier, everyone wasn't happy with last night's memorial service for the victims of the Arizona shooting. And by "everyone," I mean Fox News. Tonight, Jon Stewart knocked down the network's ridiculous criticism of the event. Watch inside.

When Nobel Peace Prize winner and Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel visited Fox News' dingbat morning show Fox & Friends last week, the chyron labeled him "Holocaust Winner" Elie Wiesel. Fire every intern! But congrats on the win, Elie Wiesel.

The Kardashian girls are usually mum about the OJ Simpson trial. Not on Fox & Friends, apparently. During O.J.'s trial, their cars got keyed! There was media! They were followed! ...It actually doesn't sound much different than their lives now.

Remember when Laura Ingraham and very serious journalist, Gretchen Carlson, had a spastic dance-off on national television last month? Well, now Fox & Friends aired a video with Laura and Gretchen's faces superimposed onto, for some reason, break-dancing elves.

Fox & Friends interviewed President George W. Bush today. Let's put it this way: 2,000 years from now if this interview is the only surviving document of Bush's presidency, he will be known as the greatest United States president.

Today at Gawker.TV, Justin Bieber's head gets popped like a pimple on South Park, Fox and Friends interviews a bald eagle for Veterans Day, Jon Hamm, and we find out which "stars" ABC has tapped for Skating With the Stars.

Today, Fox & Friends had a very special guest — a famous Bald Eagle. It's name? Challenger. You can tell they thought a lot about this segment when Steve Doocy asks, "What is it saying with all the eagle talk?"

On Fox & Friends, Bret Michaels reports he didn't bang Miley Cyrus' mom. He promises he was only hanging out with Miley, not her mom. He's not having an affair, he's just hanging a lot with a teenage girl.