At a college football game tomorrow, two teams will be wearing uniforms dedicated to the United States military. Here, Brian Kilmeade exhibits many flaws in his sales pitch. Video inside.

Bill O'Reilly bet Glenn Beck $5,000 to dress as Joy Behar for Halloween. Glenn dressed up in a king costume. We think you lost this bet, Glenn. Not even Brian Kilmeade understands your logic and he hates Joy Behar!

On today's Fox & Friends, during a discussion of the View war that erupted yesterday between Bill O'Reilly, Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg, Brian Kilmeade apparently forgot that non-Muslim terrorists exist when he said, "All terrorists are Muslims." Watch inside.

"What is Vanilla Ice up to these days?" you probably asked yourself this morning, while guzzling orange Faygo and weeping. Well, like most Americans, Vanilla Ice has reinvented himself as a reality TV "star." To the delight of Fox News!

Herschel Walker won the Heisman Trophy in 1982, and played many years of professional football afterward. Yet he still looks great and has decided to punish his body (and his opponents) some more.

This 35-year-old's name happens to be Justin Bieber. He's had to change his phone number to put an end to teenaged girls calling at all hours. Facebook took away his account! It can't get any worse. Video inside.

This morning, everybody's favorite TV mom appeared on Fox and Friends to add some sunshine to our day. Watch, as we get to hear about life behind the scenes while she tries her best to ignore Brian Kilmeade.

In an effort to make Los Angeles even more like the movie Demolition Man, the city has just ordered ten thousand jet packs for it's police, paramedic and fire departments. The gang over at Fox and Friends are unsurprisingly skeptical.

The Fox & Friends clan updates the nation on flooding rain that's been a nuisance in Minnesota and Wisconsin the past two days. Legitimate news, indeed. The quip against New York City gay men that follows? Where'd that come from?

Apparently, Massachusetts eases the blow of a parking ticket by providing instructions for yoga positions that will help the ticketed individual relax. Watch awkwardness ensue after Brian Kilmeade asks Gretchen Carlson if she can put her leg over her head!

Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter, Katherine, was on Fox & Friends to discuss her new book about young girls with body issues or something. Here we see Gretchen Carlson admit to her chubby past, placing blame on innocent donuts.

Fox and Friends explains how Islamophobia doesn't really exist, because there have only been several hundred violent hate crimes against American Muslims in the past few years, and that's, like, basically nothing.

Today on Fox and Friends Steve Doocy got a bit carried away in his hysterics, inadvertantly dropping an F-bomb while throwing to commercials. We here think "Fucking Fox and Friends" is a much better show title. Well played, Doocy.

This morning, Fox News jacked up its anti-"Ground Zero Mosque" propaganda by broadcasting a "map" that identified remains of 9/11 victims and their proximity to the proposed building site—all with a decidedly biased, fear-mongering tone. Video inside.

While discussing statements made by Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf about potential backlash facing the United States, Brian Kilmeade and his pals on Fox & Friends want you to know strippers are in fact not responsible for the 9/11 attacks.

This morning's Fox & Friends was the usual black hole of sadness and despair, but luckily, dancing Alvin Greene livened things up! Here is the senatorial hopeful shaking his groove thing.

Chuck Liddell seems to be the safe bet in the beginning of the interview, but Brian Kilmeade and Not-Steve-Doocy start to make you wonder. It's definitely not the hairdresser, though.

Gene Simmons visited Fox & Friends to talk about new music and his support of the troops. The gang didn't get to the troops but they did get to discuss Bill O'Reilly's favorite pop icon, Lady Gaga.

The results of a travel study presented Brian Kilmeade an opportunity to show his sensitive side on Fox & Friends this morning. After learning that one in four men travels with a stuffed friend, Kilmeade introduced his best bud.

The only thing these two disagree on is Sarah Palin's presence at the "Restoring Honor Rally," but for some reason it just feels like Doocy came ready for a fight.