This morning, Fox & Friends had the revitalized Dolph Lundgren in to answer questions about The Expendables. From questions about not being American to Sly Stallone fawning, Doocy and Co. were begging to be broken by Ivan Drago.

On this morning's Fox & Friends, Disney star Demi Lovato dished on the bad habits of her co-stars/ tour buddies/ former flames, the Jonas Brothers. During the segment, Lovato exposed the diabetes-be-damned sweet tooth of Nick Jonas.

Faced with the potential to spread jokes like they worked for Old Spice, Steve Doocy and Gretchen Carlson took that opportunity and used it to recycle jokes and awkwardly interrupt their guest.

Double entendres! Camp Rock 2! Panning shots of an excited audience composed of toddlers and teens! Road Dogs! Tiger Beat! Over fifteen minutes of visual goodies edited down to less than four for your viewing pleasure enclosed. Ronald Reagan!

On Fox & Friends this morning, Newt Gingrich took nonsensical arguments against the Ground Zero Islamic cultural center (not a mosque) to a new level by comparing it to the Nazis putting up a sign next to the Holocaust Museum.

Today on Fox and Friends' Who's Ruining the Economy? segment, host Stuart Varney is up in arms, defending you, the American taxpayer, from free Viagra for Milwaukee public school teachers.

UFC fighter Forrest Griffin stopped by Fox & Friends to discuss his new apocalypse survival guide. When guest host Clayton Morris asked Griffin for some self-defense tips, he almost took an involuntary nap.

Fox and Friends gathered a bunch of white people and an Asian lady in a ballroom in Arizona and had them complain about Barack Obama and how he hates them individually.

This morning's Fox & Friends revisited a discrimination case filed against a Minnesota bar because of the bar's Ladies' Night. Things escalated when Gretchen Carlson and a panel discussed wages, free speech, and a hip-hop dance instructor.

It's the Year of the Pitcher because no one is on steroids anymore. Duh, you're welcome America. Problem solved. Sincerely, Fox and Friends.

While setting up a segment about Georgia's recent relaxation of their pedophilia laws, Gretchen introduced two gentlemen on opposite sides of the law. Which one was on which side is what will surprise you.

Every summer needs that one song. Lots of artists have tried to musically define the summer but no one has succeeded. Until now. Fox & Friends presents the Summer Jam of 2010, Krista Branch's "I Am America."

Fox and Friends obtained Alvin Greene's first speech for the South Carolina Senate seat and aired their favorite clips. Needless to say, Alvin Greene did not garner himself an endorsement.

On this morning's Fox & Friends, a new political party capture the hearts of the hosts. Brian Kilmeade, Steve Doocy, and Gretchen Carlson seem ready to throw all their support behind the recently-founded Romanian Hot Party.

Rep. Sue Myrick's niche is to constantly worry about Muslims infiltrating and conquering America. In this clip, she outlines a compelling new argument for Total Border Security: a couple of Hezbollah members have crossed the border over the past decade!

Chad Eightfive is convinced this LeBronukkah ended fortuitously for everyone except the Cavaliers' owners and records a video lovenote for Cheryl Burke only to turn around and explain how great it is to be dating eighty-five women.

After a brief vacation from his usual craziness, Glenn Beck really delivered this afternoon. In a segment discussing journalistic integrity, Beck channeled his inner Lindsay Lohan—fingernail messages and all—to take a shot at MSNBC. Video inside.

Today at Gawker.TV, a look inside Lindsay Lohan's future jail cell, Ke$ha likes her men fat and bearded, Fox and Friends discuss their favorite J.Lo movies, and in case you missed it: Steve Carell's must-see appearance on the Colbert Report.

After a story on Jennifer Lopez's concert in Greece, the gang at Fox & Friends turned to discussing Lopez's film work. Instead of talking about the recent The Back-Up Plan, the hosts concentrated on earlier works.

While rounding up this morning's news, Brian Kilmeade addressed Lindsay Lohan's upcoming 90-day jail sentence. The real tragedy? No new Herbie the Love Bug sequel.