This is what happens in New York City when the heat gets above 95 degrees: no edits have been made. This is just unrestrained, unadulterated news.

During the news roundup on Fox & Friends, the gang presented this clip of a gas station accident in Alabama. If you've ever wondered what would happen if you ran into a gas pump, this video is your answer.

This morning, after attempting to read through his teleprompter unsuccessfully—and many times)—Fox & Friends co-host Brian Kilmeade was helped by one of his behind-the-scenes crew members. Hopefully, that guy will get a place on the couch soon.

On this morning's Fox and Friends, the gang discussed what being President really means. When giving her two cents, Gretchen Carlson looked at the executive office and thought it similar to her job.

In uncertain times, Americans want to hear from a strong, steady voice that can reassure them and strengthen their resolve. This morning, a voice emerged. Snooki stopped by Fox & Friends to discuss the shore and her political views.

America's greatest journalism show Fox & Friends had Newt Gingrich on this morning to discuss, among other things, Obama's call for "prayer" in last night's speech. Wasn't it offensive for this notorious God-hating monster to suddenly ask for His help?

On set to promote Housecat Housecalls, this Dancing with the Stars judge brings out the crazy in the gang: Kilmeade's dancing, Doocy's making puns and Gretchen suddenly has all the inside Lindsay Lohan dirt.

Kristen Chenoweth visited Fox and Friends after the Tony Awards to explain the relationship between Hollywood and Broadway while tolerating the hosts.

While going over the headlines this morning on Fox & Friends, Steve Doocy reacted to Kevin Costner's involvement in the gulf oil spill in the same way that many have reacted to Mr. Costner's films for the past ten years.

Fox and Friends cannot stop winning today: Inappropriate segment titles. Underage drinking. Viral videos. Balloon boy. Bubble boy. John Travolta.

Gretchen is absolutely baffled by Sandra and Scarlett's friendship but Steve seems to like it—even if MTV has too few music videos and too much cursing.

Today at Gawker.TV, Kelly Ripa gets ripped on live TV, Fox and Friends attack Obama's choice of clothing, Miley Cyrus works a faux-lesbian kiss into a performance, and Justin Bieber fever takes over The Today Show.

The hosts of Fox and Friends agree that Barack Obama's ensemble was too fancy when he went to visit the shore of the oil spill. Apparently, plain brown pants and an oxford aren't as "authentic" like George W. Bush was.

Fox & Friends covers America's most important controversy: President Obama went to the beach to see the oil spill while wearing "fancy pants." As well as a fancy shirt! Is Obama's fancy gay wardrobe killing our manly shoreline? [Media Matters]

Fox and Friends disparaged Nancy Pelosi's ideas after her recent envisioning of health care reform easing artistic burden. The friends seem to think "health care reform" means "failed artists become destitute welfare check recipients and ruin the American economy."

Oh, Fox & Friends. Land of geniuses. The regular crew were all off on their oil prospecting vacations today, so we were stuck with the brilliant fill-ins. Watch as one of them, Clayton Morris, gets his own name wrong. Twice!

During Fox and Friends, host Steve Doocy tripped over some words and gave this headline some new information. The mayor of Cancun was then confused by all the e-mails and phone calls he then received.

In honor of Simon's retirement from American Idol, Brian shows off the video love letter he made for SImon. Wowed by his presentation, co-hosts Steve and Gretchen offer their blessings.

All the good news that's fit to view and all the butterscotch glory that three kids at heart could ever desire, complete with Papa Bear's seal of approval. Now gum-free!

Fox and Friends know what the kids are into: Lea Michele, beautiful hair and... Cheers?