gay-marriage

Here Are the States Where You Can Marry Your Cousin

Richard Lawson · 04/27/10 02:38PM

It's a map and it is surprising! Interestingly enough, godless liberal Midwestern enclave Iowa is the only state where you can get a homo-dog marriage but not a convenient and family-reunion-airfare-cost-efficient cousin marriage.

James O'Keefe's Wacky Gay Marriage Stunt

Pareene · 02/02/10 11:43AM

See, they went around Massachusetts saying they wanted to get gay married (despite the fact that they were both supposedly straight, with girlfriends) (their girlfriends live in Canada) in order to take advantage of all the various benefits society bestows upon those who enter into that sacred institution, which is a very good argument against gay marriage. Because as we all know, no two people of opposite genders have ever entered into a legal marriage for any purpose other than undying love and an urgent need to procreate.

Gay Marriage Fails in New Jersey

cityfile · 01/07/10 03:07PM

You won't be seeing a wedding between The Situation and Pauly D—or Snooki and J-WOWW—on the next season of MTV's Jersey Shore, unfortunately. The New Jersey State Senate defeated a bill to legalize gay marriage late this afternoon. [AP, photo via WOW]