Not surprisingly, nothing really happened on tonight's Puck-centric version of Glee. The kids were told to find a song that represented themselves, and as we've said before, Jane Lynch only needed a two minute scene to steal the show.

I was used to this…incredibly rosy cheeked, I'm going to say man as one of the Buy More employees on Chuck that never uttered a single word.

Our favorite show about merry musical misfits was back with a new invention last night, or rather a reinvention designed to save their sagging reputations and rehabilitate a bunch of junky old songs in the process. They mostly succeeded.

Kristin Chenoweth's boozy April Rhodes was back last night as our favorite musical misfits gave us a double dose of Burt Bacharach songs. It was a doozy downer of an episode, but we still shed some tears of joy.

Earlier today, Gawker.TV discussed exactly why Glee hasn't impressed us since it returned from its mid-season hiatus. Tonight's episode, with it's after-school special air of self-acceptance, was worth little more than the airtime given to Jane Lynch.

I have a problem with Glee, but I guess that can be pretty common these days. A lot of people don't like the show's fawning tone, its paper-thin characters, or the nigh-ridiculous soap opera storylines.

We have watched the much-ballyhooed all-Madonna hour and we were not unchanged. Neither were the virgins and lovable losers in New Directions. Let's wallow in the afterglow before moving on with our lives, if we can.

On a night that was dominated by some pretty excellent Madonna retreads, Sue Sylvester still outshone it all with some sage advice for the cheerleaders. They do seriously look like babies out there, though.

The world li'l-est Scientologist celebrates a birthday. Charlie Sheen and Brooke Meuller both lose important things. Oprah has a new dad. Danny Glover gets arrested. Sunday's gossip roundup is too old for this shit.

As this Glee App Music Video makes clear, these guys will stop at nothing to date the girls from the show. Using some autotune, an iPad and their pure devotion, success is clearly all but assured.

The Sue Sylvester video remake of "Vogue" debuted after Glee last night and it was pretty flawless. We thought we'd put it side-by-side with the original to see how the two stack up.

This marvel of musical mayhem wants you to think that its first episode this year is about rebirth and reintroduction, but it's really about letting the heart heal after saying goodbye. And what a salve it is!

Landline TV has packed absolutely everything you need to know about Glee for its premiere tonight into sixty fabulous seconds (including mysterious, bespectacled piano guy).

The start of the second half of Glee's freshman season starts tonight. There are a million reasons to love this show, but we always come back for the tunes. These are our favorites so far.

[Actor Mark Salling films Glee dressed as Kiss guitarist Paul Stanley. Image via Pacific Coast News.]

Continuing a trend of spot-on guest appearances and TV show spoofs, the casts of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and Parks and Recreation took it to the beats with a classic spoof on America's favorite TV-musical phenomenon.

Oprah turned her Chicago studio into Glee-Mania today, the highlight being a breakdance-throwdown between Mr. Schu and that Asian-jock-kid. While it's entertaining, the dancing pales in comparison to Oprah's reaction. She was as giddy as a little gleeky school girl.

Remember when Ricky was gay-ish on My So-Called Life and it was sort of a big deal? Well those days are over. There are several gay teen characters currently on the air, and no one's saying boo.

It's true. It will gay marry your cat to your son and then put them both in the military. Sorry. Also: who doesn't like Beau Bridges? Nobody likes Jennifer Lopez. Emma Stone, we're not sure about yet.

Every member of New Directions (including Brittany!) is going on a four-stop live tour this spring. They'll play Radio City May 28th and 29th. Alas, no Sue MF Sylvester, but we're still camping out for tickets starting now!