goats

Here's a Video of Two Goats Surfing

Taylor Berman · 07/12/12 06:00PM

Above is video of two goats surfing in California. The goats were trained by their owner, Dana McGregor. Said McGregor:

The Time Jason Biggs and His Wife Hired a Prostitute

Max Read · 10/01/11 12:30PM

Jason Biggs' real life is actually sort of like his American Pie life. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are getting some Kabbalah Kounseling. And poor Cyclops can't win. Saturday gossip is looking for its daughter, who may or may not be with a goat.

Bush's 9/11 Storytime Kids Are Now 16 and Happy Bin Laden's Dead

Seth Abramovitch · 05/04/11 02:23AM

The students of Sandra Kay Daniels' 2nd grade class at Emma E. Booker Elementary School, in Sarasota, FL., were accidental footnotes to history — eyewitnesses to President Bush's stunned, seven-minute reaction to the news that the World Trade Center had been struck by hijacked passenger planes on the morning of September 11, 2001.

Watch a Creepy Old Man Bleat Like a Goat

Matt Cherette · 11/08/10 12:03PM

In your Monday edition of, "Old People Doing Weird Things," we have this: a disheveled man staring at the camera before turning and bleating like a goat for a few seconds. Seriously, that's basically what this video contains. Now watch!

We'll Risk It All for One Goat on the Roof

Hamilton Nolan · 09/17/10 03:38PM

The Way We Live Now: riding the roller coaster. Playing the blame game. On the comeback trail. On the rebound. Entrepreneurially. And all sorts of other cliches that add up to one big goat on the roof, economically speaking.

Chinese Goat Has a Monkey on his Back

nightintern · 06/29/10 09:30AM

This Chinese circus trick involves one big goat, one monkey, a cup, and a trainer. What goes down is almost as magical as the Great Wall.

Florida Fails to Ban Bestiality

Ravi Somaiya · 05/07/10 06:09PM

You can still put on some Barry White, lower the lights and make love to your favorite goat in Florida — their bickering legislature has failed to pass a measure outlawing bestiality.