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Look At How Big Little Paulie Ryan Has Gotten!
Jordan Sargent · 01/14/16 02:40PMComedian Eviscerates GOP for Cluelessly Using His Emphatically Gay Image on Site
Rich Juzwiak · 01/12/16 06:36PMLouis Virtel is a comedian, prolific tweeter, and one-time Jeopardy! contestant whose sassy appearance on the show went viral last year. Yesterday, to promote its “Snap of the Union” stunt on gop.gov (“House Republicans will give you an exclusive behind-the-scenes look at President Obama’s final State of the Union address. How? Via Snapchat, of course.”), the House Republicans used an gif of Virtel’s flamboyant reaction to nailing a $5,000 Daily Double. Virtel was not amused.
Rand Paul Is So Pissed That He's Been Left Out of the Next Republican Debate
Melissa Cronin · 01/11/16 08:05PMNew Hampshire's Largest Newspaper Kicked Out of the Next Debate After Donald Trump Whined About It
Melissa Cronin · 01/10/16 05:08PMDonald Trump Really Admires the 'Incredible' Way Kim Jong Un Murders His Enemies
Melissa Cronin · 01/09/16 05:16PMDonald Trump, a man who could be called equally as fascist as many a dictator who came before him, has a new hero—or, rather, a new supreme leader.
Report: Ben Carson Was Recruited to Be Speaker of the House
Jordan Sargent · 01/07/16 06:33PMDonald Trump Once Revoked Medical Care for a Sick Baby To Get Back at His Family
Melissa Cronin · 01/02/16 02:39PMShould we be surprised that Donald Trump, a man who made national news for mocking someone with a disability, would vengefully withhold medical care for a sick infant? The answer is no, no we should not be surprised.
'My Bad': Jeb Bush Explains Forgetting Where Tamir Rice Was Shot
Melissa Cronin · 12/31/15 05:04PMYet Another Bold Claim From Donald Trump: "I Know Words"
Allie Jones · 12/30/15 03:15PMAt a campaign rally in Hilton Head Island, South Carolina today, the leading Republican candidate for president—Donald Trump—claimed to know words. “I know words, I have the best words,” he said to the crowd. Alright, if you say so.
Donald Trump Given Access to RNC Voter Files for Over 200 Million Americans
Melissa Cronin · 12/28/15 10:01PMDonald Trump, a man who has very clearly shown that authority is not becoming of him, was just given one doozy of a responsibility.
The Year in Sad Jeb
Ashley Feinberg · 12/28/15 04:05PMIt hasn’t been an easy year to be Jeb Bush. He peaked in July, lost his groove, recovered his groove, realized he’d borrowed his new groove from a child predator, quietly phased it out again, and pet a stuffed moose. Fortunately, social media was there to chronicle every godforsaken gloomy minute.
Bosom Buddies Jeb Bush and Pitbull Have a Friendly Chat About Dogfighting
Melissa Cronin · 12/25/15 05:20PM“Mr. Worldwide” has always been in search of a Mrs. Worldwide, a special someone with whom to share his enormous wealth and love of Miami. Perhaps a fellow Floridian would do the trick! Enter Jeb Bush, formerly of the moniker Jeb!, a man who may just be the future Mrs. Worldwide—or at least Mr. Worldwide, Jr.
Donald Trump Has Gone Soft, Refuses To Murder Journalists
Melissa Cronin · 12/21/15 09:02PMDonald Trump, a man whose ire for the media has been matched only by his ire for minorities, extended a warm and loving olive branch to journalists this week: the promise that he will not, in fact, have them slaughtered.
Jeb Bush, Spiraling Out of Control, Calls Donald Trump a 'Jerk'
Melissa Cronin · 12/19/15 12:07PMTed Cruz Blows Past Donald Trump in Latest Iowa Polls
Melissa Cronin · 12/12/15 06:20PMApparently, all it takes for Donald Trump to perform poorly in polls is the mere suggestion that an entire religion should be banned from the country he hopes to run.
Cher and Her Friend Ted Cruz, 'Satan Incarnate,' Have a Really Nice Rapport
Melissa Cronin · 12/12/15 04:30PMThe Twitter of Cher, which consists mainly of a frantic jumbles of exclamation points and emojis, is always a joy to watch, and even more so when a presidential candidate is involved.
Two House Republicans Are Trying to Screw the Ghost of John Boehner
Jordan Sargent · 12/09/15 06:35PMDick Cheney Criticizes Donald Trump, Forgets About the Existence of Native Americans All in One Breath
Melissa Cronin · 12/08/15 12:00AMWhen even Dick Cheney, a man who has both been accused of war crimes and shot his friend in the face, deserts you, it can’t be a good sign.
GOP Candidates Respond: Trump's Plan "Unhinged," "Downright Dangerous," "Not My Policy"
Sam Biddle · 12/07/15 05:44PMIt’s only been a few minutes since the Trump campaign called for an open, sweeping policy of institutional bigotry at the federal level, and already his Republican rivals are chiming in.