[Gossip Girl's resident geigh on the New York set; image via Splash]

Sure, most of the cast can't act to save their lives—but that might make this video of Gossip Girl's actors flubbing their lines and acting foolish even more enjoyable. Attractive people doing a bad job acting inside!

It's true. Read no further if you don't want a big, gay hunk mystery spoiled. Also today: Some completely gross Battleship casting, a timely Gossip Girl cameo, and an alien-related war brews in Los Angeles.

Finally, after months of jostling and competition and speculation, they've gone and cast the lead girl for that buzzed-about Dragon Tattoo movie. Let's never speak of it again. Also today: Clint Eastwood news, X-Men casting, and Angelina Jolie as Marilyn?

[Ed Westlywickens of "The Gossips and Their Girls" on the set today; image via Splash]

["Those old fools? Girl, please." That's Ed Westwick on the show's Central Park set yesterday. Image: Bauer-Griffin]

[Leighton Meester and blond rival Clemence Poesy both get their panties in a twist about something on the set of Gossip Girl. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Leighton Meester of "The Gossips Girl" on the New York set today; image via Splash]

Blake Lively and boyfriend Penn Badgley dined last night at Market Table in the Village, says a Gawker Stalker tipster who sent along this photo. Have you seen someone interesting? Email it to stalker@gawker.com or post it yourself to #stalker.

[Leighton Meester and Blake Lively filming yet another scene of "Gossip Girls" in Paris, Texas France. Image: Bauer-Griffin]

[Leighton Meester films "Gossip Girl" in Paris; image via Splash]

[Blake Lively films "Gossip Girl" in Paris; image via Bauer-Griffin]

[Blake Lively films "Gossip Girls: A Show About Girls and Boys Who Don't Necessarily Gossip" in Paris, The France; image via Splash]

["Gossip Girl" actress Leighton Meester shoots her movie "Monte Carlo" on the Ponts des Arts in Paris. Yes, she gets to be in Paris and you get to be in your office. Image via Splash]

The CW was the last to present its fall schedule at the upfronts, the week when TV networks show advertisers what's in store. So what's in store for The CW? Two new shows, but five nights a week of programming.

Last night we said goodbye to the third season of Gossip Girl. The cast truly went above and beyond into the "abysmal acting" category, and we've got the best (worst) moments yet.

The cliffhangers on last night's season finale of Gossip Girl were almost enough to get you to tune in next year, weren't they? But before we get to resolution in the future, let's find some closure with the past.

Oh, the Byzantine mechanics these Upper East Side scamps employ to enact their social schemes. There was lying, cheating, and stealing last night, but all in the name of good. Actually, it was more in the name of stupid.

Like Hamlet and Maury, Gossip Girl is often about paternity. Is he my father? Is he not my father? Is my new dad poisoning my mother? Who's your daddy? So many important questions, so few DNA tests.

On Gossip Girl last night everyone ventured out of Manhattan for a way-too-upscale loft party in Bushwick. Take a peek for "artists", wacky hair, wall projections, and dubiously diverse ethnic makeup galore.