graduation
Time's Richard Stengel Mocks Ann Curry in Commencement Speech
Seth Abramovitch · 05/22/11 08:10PMDelivering a commencement speech is the academic equivalent of hosting the Oscars. It's high risk, high payoff, and potentially — if the stars align just right — pure showbiz magic. But when upwardly failing Today Show space cadet Ann Curry delivered an address to the graduates of Wheaton College, she pulled off something closer to a James Franco than a Billy Crystal, mistakenly listing a number of famous alumni who went to a different Wheaton College altogether. Oops! This year's speaker, Time Managing Editor Richard Stengel, couldn't resist opening with a joke at Curry's expense:
Lady Graduating After 19 Straight Years in College
Hamilton Nolan · 04/26/11 09:10AMKathy Vitzthum took her first class at Iowa State University in 1992. Just one class. She continued taking one class per semester, every semester, for the next 19 years, while working and raising a family. Next week—at the age of 48—she will finally graduate with a degree in accounting, fulfilling a promise that she made to her dying father more than a decade ago.
Jann Wenner Drags Own Son Into Hellish Celebrity Graveyard of Rolling Stone
Hamilton Nolan · 05/17/10 02:02PMGraduating Like a Gossip Girl
Richard Lawson · 06/17/09 10:50AMThe Holed World In His Hands
Richard Lawson · 06/04/09 04:18PMGossip Girl: The Five People You Meet in High School Hell
Richard Lawson · 05/19/09 11:27AMGraduation is kind of the most anticlimactic day of high school. There it is just sorta... there. You don't feel different, you just feel bored and pandered to. At least I did last night.
Bristol Palin: Successfully Educated
Richard Lawson · 05/15/09 01:08PMVideo: 2008's Celeb Commencement Speeches
cityfile · 06/03/08 02:49PMIt's that time of year when institutions of higher learning heartlessly eject their seniors into the real world! Princeton grads were treated to the best speech of the season; Stephen Colbert delivered a zinger-filled address (above) in which he wisely reminded grads that "no one will ever, ever want to hear you sing a capella" outside college. How true. But plenty of other colleges tapped A through Z-list celebs to brace their soon-to-be-discharged students for entry into the workforce.
Ten of Our Favorite Commencement Speeches
Richard Lawson · 05/15/08 02:37PMEarlier today, in honor of the season (and Larry Tribe's "thank your parents for boning" NYU speech, at left), I shared my favorite commencement speech and asked for yours. We got some responses, people citing writers like Kurt Vonnegut, comedians like Jon Stewart, and captains of industry like Steve Jobs. What makes a good speech? There doesn't seem to be any one rubric. A successful speech can be a serious person being funny, a comedian with gravitas, a writer getting loopy, a businessman thinking deep. I guess the only essential "rules" for success are obvious: don't be boring, be insightful, and be as honest as possible. Hey! That sounds like graduation advice. After the jump, find ten, in no particular order, of our (and your) favorite commencement speeches.