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It's Not TV. It's Bruckheimer/Bay Blow-Shit-Up O-Vision.

Seth Abramovitch · 05/06/08 12:30PM

A stunning development could herald the return of one of the greatest way-above-the-title pairings in Hollywood history: that of superproducing entity Jerry Bruckheimer and überdirecting force Michael Bay, the former the explosion-loving ying to the latter's blowing-shit-up-obsessed yang. The pair's creative partnership resulted, of course, in some of the most beloved, absolutely-terrible blockbusters of the mid 1990s—but what project could satisfy their shared need for one mushroom-cloud-detonation per page and a stream of ham-fisted catchphrases that can only be fully appreciated when delivered by Nicolas Cage?

Distributor Rescues Roman Polanski Doc From Theatrical Siberia, Preps For Oscar

STV · 04/30/08 05:30PM

ThinkFilm today announced its acquisition of theatrical and DVD rights to the documentary Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired, which made as many headlines recently for its acclaimed Sundance run as for being dumped in New York and Pasadena for a week by its Oscar-craving original buyers at HBO. The cable network retains the broadcast rights, planning a June 9 premiere ahead of ThinkFilm's July 11 theatrical release. We know what you're thinking — a TV premiere before theatrical? But it's not that unusual, and it can only help in the awards push sure to come.

The Top Three Reasons Why The Official 'SATC' Movie Poster Sucks

Molly Friedman · 04/25/08 12:55PM

For what seems like an entire century, ladies and ladyboys have been anxiously awaiting the release of the ultimate "chick flick," Sex And The City: The Movie (have we mentioned how godawful that title is by the way?). In any case, yesterday we had the privilege of seeing the final one-sheet for the film which is set to open next month. And almost immediately, we began griping about it (annoyingly, just the way Carrie Bradshaw whined over her column's bus ad during the first season). After the jump, we discuss all the various problems with this image, from that dress to that font to, well, almost everything, boiled down into three primary points:

HBO Viewers To Get More Phallus Than They Could Have Hoped For

Alex Carnevale · 04/24/08 10:49AM

Head of HBO series production Sue Naegle settled into her new gig quickly this week. It's only Thursday, and she's already given the go-ahead for a new series, the enticingly-titled Hung. The comedy comes to you from the creators of the Eddie Izzard-Minnie Driver vehicle The Riches, Dmitry Lipkin and his wife Collette Burson. Hung is the story of a former high school athlete who learns to use his dangle to improve his quality of life: basically, Hoosiers meets Boogie Nights. A Broadcasting & Cable profile last year of the show's creator described Russian émigré Lipkin as being drawn to "lefty, artsy theory classes" while he was a student at Rutgers, where he learned about the place of the phallus in and out of the classroom. "Think of him like Spider-Man," Lipkin's wife and producing partner Burson told Variety, adding, "He's an average guy who gets in touch with his innate super powers." Lipkin describes the show as a dark comedy with a lot of "heart," a new euphemism for penis we plan to use as frequently as possible. Since Tobey is busy playing a mute who wants to conduct an orchestra in Oscar winner Richard LaGravenese's new movie Quiet Type, who would you cast in this singular role? [Variety]

Spike TV Unveils Their All Cong-Gutting 'Rambo' Schedule

Seth Abramovitch · 04/21/08 03:00PM

· "What's our name?!" "Spike TV!" "And who do we serve?" "Men!" "And what do men like?" "Rambo!" "So what do we do?" "Air all the Rambos! Aarrghghhhh!!!!" [Variety]
· Rob Schneider, Kristin Cavallari, and Rumer Willis will star in Wild Cherry: "When she finds out the boyfriend's only interested in her for the sake of the team's 'bang book,' she and her best friends plan their revenge inspired by the Greek play 'Lysistrata,'" a source we're certain its cast is intimately familiar with. [Variety]

HBO Brothers Lift Weights Together

Ryan Tate · 04/07/08 07:42PM

A stalker tipster reports seeing, just now, Meadow's boyfriend Finn from the Sopranos and Brenda's crazy brother Billy from Six Feet Under working out simultaneously in the weight room at the SoHo Equinox. Jeremy Sisto, aka Billy, is "surprisingly beefy," according to the tipster, while Will "Finn" Janowitz looked "skinny - had seen him there before." Both must have been engrossed in exercise, because neither star noticed the other, even though their defunct HBO shows overlapped.

Outlandish Oscar Rules Force Film Arguing For Polanski's Exoneration To Wait for Cable TV

STV · 03/28/08 02:05PM

We'll call this Confounding Oscar Reality #259: A tipster tells us today that the documentary Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired, which painstakingly makes the case that Polanski's conviction for unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor was a travesty, has opened theatrically after leaving Sundance in January with a $1 million dollar deal and loads of acclaim. But wait — why are we hearing this from a tipster? Where is the marketing? Where are the reviews? Where is the heated discussion about the Polanski case? Thanks to Academy Award rules and a fickle distributor, that might have to wait. Follow the jump to find out why.

Jeremy Piven Likes To Touch Himself

Ryan Tate · 03/25/08 10:56PM

WOW Report notices a theme in actor Jeremy Piven's ads for shoe company Johnston Murphy: "Hand inside suit feeling nipple – check. Finger quirkily pulling down on earlobe – check." After the jump, the "jerk hot" co-star of HBO's Entourage taunts both fans and haters who wish they could lay hands on him.

Pyrrhic Victories

Richard Lawson · 03/25/08 12:44PM

The first installment of The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency debuted to very strong numbers in the UK over the weekend. The show was recently picked up by HBO for a 13 episode American run, but following director and executive producer Anthony Minghella's sudden passing, the fate of the series seems a bit uncertain. In related news, HBO's unlucky (and now morbid) streak continues. [Variety]

Margaret Cho Reveals Plans To Become 70-Year-Old Tattoo Lady

Seth Abramovitch · 03/20/08 08:11PM

· On The Ellen DeGeneres Show today, Margaret Cho explains how she avoids the knife in favor of the needle. [Ellen]
· HBO orders a pilot from the Mr. Show guys. [THR]
· Is the Guitar Hero party over? [Idolator]
· Squint a little and you'll get a picture of what Jakeypoo Gyllenhaal will look like in his 50s. [ONTD]
· You'd think someone 81-years-old with the wherewithal to build himself a "suicide robot" from the ground up would have something to live for. Also: Wouldn't it be more accurate to just call it a "murder robot?" [Times Online]
· Behold the one Jared Leto poster that will not be adorning your 30 Seconds To Mars-groupie daughter's wall. [moviesblog.mtv.com]

Many Psilocybin Surprises In Store For The Boys Of 'Entourage'

Molly Friedman · 03/20/08 02:03PM

What would happen if the douchey Entourage cast all took a bunch of 'shrooms and headed out to the desert to "find themselves?" According to EW.com, we'll soon learn. As creator Doug Ellin puts it, "The boys trek to Mexico and Joshua Tree National Park...they'll eat some psychedelic mushrooms...It's one of my favorite episodes. It's their Into the Wild trip." But as any fan of psychedelics knows, the concept of putting four man-children out in the middle of nowhere with nothing but widened minds to entertain themselves can only lead to (further) homoeroticsm and cannibalism. Our hallucinogenic fever-vision after the jump:

Two Minutes of Probably Bad Show

Richard Lawson · 03/18/08 01:08PM

There's a promo clip on YouTube for 12 Miles of Bad Road, the comedy series that HBO recently let go. It seems to be about an obscenely wealthy clan of drinkin', fightin', and screwin' Texans. It doesn't look all that funny or new, but I do love that it stars Lily Tomlin and Mary Kay Place. Maybe if the show never goes anywhere (though, six episodes have already been filmed) Mary Kay can get Lily a recurring role on Big Love. There's always room for more wives! Clip after the jump.

HBO Becoming Just Plain Old Television

Richard Lawson · 03/18/08 11:58AM

HBO announced today that is essentially canceling the series 12 Miles of Bad Road, saying that the network was not happy with the show's creative direction. (Very disappointed!) Six episodes of the Lily Tomlin hour-long comedy series had already been shot, but production was held up by the strike, giving the network the time to analyze and ultimately pull the plug. This is yet another dent for the troubled (like Amy Winehouse!) network, which until recently had enjoyed near legendary status (they got so awesome they weren't even TV anymore.) This news comes after an announcement yesterday that president of entertainment Carolyn Strauss will be stepping down. Add to that the sudden death of Anthony Minghella, who was to executive produce and direct for the new No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency and the ratings and critical failure of In Treatment, and it begins to seem like HBO, once so proud, is on its way down, like static-y snowflakes falling. Maybe they just became too good for their own, well, good.

Carolyn Strauss Calved At HBO

Seth Abramovitch · 03/17/08 02:20PM

· HBO shakes things up in their original series development department, moving longtime president Carolyn Strauss into a new, not-quite-fired-but-let's- see-what-some-new-blood- can-do-about- never-letting- John From Cincinnati -happen-again position. [Variety]
· Hollywood StrikeWatch 2: The Bickering. SAG and AFTRA can't seem to decide whether basic cable should be included in the upcoming actors negotiation, leading to a flurry of strongly worded letters and "near-constant sniping" between the two unions, who'll ultimately air out their differences in a choreographed rumble in the Farmers Market parking lot, set to the music of Leonard Bernstein. [Variety]
· Marvel Studios has sold the exclusive broadcast rights to FX for a package of five of their movies, including the upcoming Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk, along with three more, yet-to-be-determined titles. (We're pulling for a She-Hulk Vs. She-Thing, starring Rachel Bilson and Mischa Barton.) [Variety]

Departures

Richard Lawson · 03/17/08 08:51AM

HBO's president of entertainment, Carolyn Strauss, announced that she will be stepping down today, ending a run at the cable network in which she shepherded notable series like The Sopranos and Six Feet Under to massive critical and ratings success. The network has been stalling a bit of late, with shows like In Treatment and the debacle that was John From Cincinnati failing to attract critics or viewers. Here's hoping HBO will find someone who can recapture the old zeitgeist. Maybe they can poach someone from Showtime. [THR]

Penis-Curious Adam Sandler Reunited With Former Roomie Judd Apatow

Seth Abramovitch · 03/10/08 01:58PM

· Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen and Leslie Mann will star in "Untitled Apatow Manchild Project" for Universal and Sony, providing ample opportunity for former Apatow-roomie Sandler to glimpse his director's flaccid manhood. [Variety]
· Mila Kunis will play opposite Mark Wahlberg in Max Payne, the movie version of the pulp noir videogame. Sadly, lack of cheat-codes will prevent audiences from seeing her blow some guy's brains out completely naked. [Link NSFW!] [Variety]

Another Filmmaker Flees Film

Richard Lawson · 03/10/08 10:15AM

Because the studios have forgotten how to make good movies and indies don't pay shit, talented and interesting filmmakers continue to trot on over to television. The latest is Anthony Minghella, the auteur behind The English Patient, The Talented Mr. Ripley, and the way underrated Breaking & Entering (among others), who has a pilot that's just been picked up by HBO. His The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency, about crime solving women in Botswana (adapted from Alexander McCall Smith's books), has received a thirteen episode order from the cable network (which is producing in conjunction with the Weinstein Company and the BBC.)

The Hubris of David Simon

Nick Denton · 03/07/08 04:40PM

Credit where it is due: after a mid-season wobble, which shook my devotion to the foundation, The Wire has come together for the conclusion. David Simon's incredibly ambitious drama of crime and corruption in a decaying Baltimore has been compared by Slate's Jacob Weisberg, among others, to the sprawling novels of the 19th century. Most creators would be flattered to be mentioned in the same sentence as Charles Dickens. Simon, who combines cynicism about the possibility of social change with complete faith in the importance of his art, makes grander literary references in a recent radio interview on NPR's Fresh Air. "We've been stealing from a lot of the Greek tragedies... Hubris, a willingness to challenge the gods, a willingness to engage in an argument against one's fate: the same things that Antigone or Oedipus struggled with we gave the same sort of dynamic to our characters... The gods are the post-industrial institutions of modern life. Whoever you serve. Wherever your paycheck comes from. Whatever calling you thought you had. On The Wire, there is every possibility it will betray you." Talk about hubris: such a claim would normally invite ridicule. But Simon, a frustrated former journalist, has defied the fate he's assigned to The Wire's heroes: the former journalist challenged the gods of television with a show that shouldn't have worked, and they let him succeed. After the jump, a clip from the interview with Fresh Air's Terry Gross.

Paris Hilton Hires Buddhist 'Guru' As New Shopping Buddy

Molly Friedman · 03/03/08 12:00PM

If any of you had the fortune of seeing Susan Sarandon and Ralph Fiennes in HBO's latest TV movie Bernard and Doris, you may remember the tobacco heiress's inexplicable desire to adopt a hare krishna healer. And now, following in the aristocratic footsteps of her idolized lady-who-lunch predecessors, Paris Hilton has decided to add a Buddhist monk "guru" to her ever-changing collection of confusing, flamboyant accessories. The gray-bearded, orange-robed monk has now replaced her standard arm candy of dogs, D-list actors and purses emblazoned with her own visage on them. But is Paris genuinely interested in learning the ways of the Dalai Lama, or is she eerily mirroring Duke's descent into madness?