In anticipation of tonight's grand opening of the new Apple Store on Fifth Avenue, at which the company will give away one free MacBook an hour for 24 hours, and which it's rumored Steve Jobs himself might be in attendance, Gawker Media hanger-on and CBS Public Eyer Brian Montopoli passes along some headline ideas for tomorrow's coverage of the sure-to-be-imminent riots. His suggs:

Second prize, of course, is 72 hours in Syracuse.

Not to mention what he's done to his lungs.

We're a little unclear on how the Time 100 is a sports story. Or, for that matter, why it's still top news two-and-a-half weeks after the issue came out. Guess when you shell out that kind of scratch for the party, you've got to amortize the cost over as much time — and as many TW properties — as possible.

Um, duh.

It's the happiest news we'll hear all day.

No 2016 N.Y. Olympic Run [NYP]

Just posted to the Times site:

It's funny because Anderson is in the closet, at least professionally. Get it?

What to make fun of: That CNN is teasing a segment on farting horses? Or that the "Only on CNN" item is not, in fact, on CNN?

His Fox News colleague Juan Williams, meantime, remains in negotiations to become Bush's black press secretary.

A headline from the new Details, out today:

And yet somehow "High Scorer Wins 'Jeopardy!'" isn't considered a top story?

Nearly a month ago we reported that Charles DuBow, lifestyle editor at Forbes.com, was packing up his "wealth porn" and moving it over to BusinessWeek.com. Now he's there, and he's not happy. Know that Roger Franklin is the site's copy chief, then read:

Now that they've finally broken ground — or "lifted rail," or whatever they've done — on the High Line, it seems we might never again see one of those delightfully repetitive "High Line Approved! For Now!" headlines. How to fill the void? With the perhaps-apocryphal Second Avenue Subway, of course. Let the "Second Avenue Subway Approved! For Now!" headlines begin. It's all you, Newsday.

Because, really, we haven't been learning nearly enough about it already.

Well, hey, with those 10 articles by 13 reporters totaling 10,000 words — plus two more pieces today — the Times has sort of made this thing its own, right?

Watch now!

On the Voice homepage right now:

On the one hand, we're a little amazed by this headline. On the other had, we're intrigued. What would a day be like without Mexicans?

Oh we can try it for free the first time, can we? Sorry, CNN, but we're not falling for that. We totally saw this after-school special.