health
Strawberries Will Protect Your Stomach from Alcohol
Max Read · 10/25/11 11:05PMYoga and Vitamins: Worthless
Hamilton Nolan · 10/25/11 11:53AMI've got news for you: everything you're doing to keep yourself healthy is worthless. Well, by "you" I mean "people who do yoga and take vitamins and generally try to be healthy." I know you just sit around on the internet all day. The point is: it doesn't matter, because you're wasting your time either way.
That Whole Supernova Thing Was a Big Misunderstanding
Hamilton Nolan · 10/24/11 04:05PMDocs Locate the Female Sense of Humor
Hamilton Nolan · 10/21/11 04:34PMCell Phones Don't Cause Cancer, If You Trust the Danish
Seth Abramovitch · 10/20/11 10:17PMGrocery Store Produce Sections: Now Just For Looks
Hamilton Nolan · 10/20/11 12:08PMTV Has Probably Already Ruined Your Kids
Hamilton Nolan · 10/19/11 04:59PMNever Have Kids, If You Value Your Health
Hamilton Nolan · 10/17/11 04:30PMYoung Woman Ages 50 Years in a Matter of Days
Matt Cherette · 10/14/11 01:06AMDoctors are baffled at the case of Nguyen Thi Phuong, a 26-year-old Vietnamese woman who says that an allergic reaction caused her skin to sag and wrinkle, effectively aging her 50 years in just a few days.
Here's What Happens When You Try to Get Out of Patti Stanger's Diet Scam
Seth Abramovitch · 10/13/11 09:37PMRomance-defiling reality hag Patti Stanger has been shilling hard for Sensa — "the weight-loss system" you "sprinkle on your food" (active ingredient: 100% horseshit) — on commercials that run during her Bravo reality show, Millionaire Matchmaker. Well, a reader who gave Sensa a shot wrote in to share her experiences with the miracle product, and we thought we would in turn share them with you.
Harvard Cancer Expert: Steve Jobs Probably Doomed Himself With Alternative Medicine
Ryan Tate · 10/13/11 03:26PMSteve Jobs had a mild form of cancer that is not usually fatal, but seems to have ushered along his own death by delaying conventional treatment in favor of alternative remedies, a Harvard Medical School researcher and faculty member says. Jobs's intractability, so often his greatest asset, may have been his undoing.
Whoops: Everything Healthy Will Kill You
Hamilton Nolan · 10/11/11 04:48PMGonorrhea Possibly Becoming 'Untreatable'
Max Read · 10/10/11 06:44PMThey Found the Sea Monster's Lair!
Hamilton Nolan · 10/10/11 04:25PMReal Talk: Dead People Don't Need Surgery
Hamilton Nolan · 10/07/11 04:09PMYou Cannot Stop Junk Food From Eating Your Children
Hamilton Nolan · 10/07/11 12:16PMYou may think that you're one of those "good" parents. You read to your kids at night, and you don't let them play with guns, and you stripped most of the lead paint out of the playroom. Well, according to the latest scientific study, it's safe to give up. Your kids will inevitably die of McChicken-related diabetes sooner or later, no matter what you do.