health
What Is Babesiosis, and Will It Kill Us All?
Lauri Apple · 09/06/11 05:27AMCyborg Drone Beetle Soldiers Are Coming to a Head Near You
Hamilton Nolan · 09/02/11 04:33PMCollege Deputizes Dorks to Harass Innocent Smokers
Hamilton Nolan · 08/31/11 04:17PMYour Pretty Hair Is Making You Fat
Hamilton Nolan · 08/31/11 09:14AMSmoking Is Better Than Dipping If You're Pregnant
Jeff Neumann · 08/31/11 06:34AMStockholm's Karolinska Institute has concluded a new study about pregnant mothers and tobacco use and the results may shock you (no irony!). In snus-addled Sweden, using snuff/snus/dip is widely seen as less harmful than smoking, so it's a great habit for pregnant women who smoke to pick up, right? Perhaps not! Reuters Health reports on the findings:
Parents Don't Look 'Thrilled' About Post-Sterilization Baby, to Be Honest
Lauri Apple · 08/27/11 12:56PMShocking Steve Jobs Illness Pics Might Be Fake
Lauri Apple · 08/27/11 11:01AMSo maybe those tear-jerking pictures of Apple co-founder Steve Jobs looking withered and skeletal were not real after all? A skeptic over at Reddit posted this annotated image as "proof" that the pics of Jobs, who stepped down as CEO earlier this week, were manipulated to make him look worse off than he might appear in real life. [Update below]
Lying Media Wants to Put Germs in Your Baby
Hamilton Nolan · 08/25/11 03:38PMEarthquake Cures Man of Deafness
Seth Abramovitch · 08/25/11 12:01AMThe Great East Coast Rumbler of 2011 has, for the most part, produced a lot of bad news. Not terrible news, mind you — just mildly inconvenient, bummer-type news. Cracked monuments. Missed golf putts. Random stabbings. Belching orangutans. That kind of thing. But what's this? Not just a story of earthquake uplift — but a full-fledged miracle. The earthquake gave a deaf man his hearing back!
'What I Saw Was Not a Penis. What I Saw Was Cancer'
Hamilton Nolan · 08/23/11 09:37AMPhillip Seaton, the unlucky ducky whose bratwurst went bye-bye after his chopper doctor turned pecker wrecker, is finally having his day in court. Tell us, "Dr." John Patterson (pictured grinning with his high-priced attorney; do you find something funny, sir?), how did a simple circumcision become a member dismembering, leaving Phillip Seaton to wake up wangless without even a chance to bid tally-ho to his tallywhacker?
America Takes Too Many Bites
Hamilton Nolan · 08/22/11 04:40PMSwine Flu Makes You Sleepy
Jeff Neumann · 08/22/11 03:10AMThe Air You Breathe Is Laced With Dog Poop Bacteria
Lauri Apple · 08/20/11 12:36PMDogs Can Smell Lung Cancer
Seth Abramovitch · 08/19/11 02:35AMArizona Woman Hopes to be World's First Infinity-Sized Model
Seth Abramovitch · 08/19/11 01:58AMFrom The Sun — the same people who brought us the hoax known as Botox Mom, so take this with a grain of salt (and 200 sticks of butter) — comes the story of Susanne Eman, an Arizona mother of two boys who is consuming 20,000 calories a day in an attempt to reach her goal of 1,600 pounds. (She weighs 728 now.) Why 1,600? Because it would make her the fattest human being in history, of course!
Dick-Snip Vic to Cock Chop Doc: You Prick
Hamilton Nolan · 08/18/11 08:14AMBig Tobacco Sues FDA Over Ghastly Warning Photos
Seth Abramovitch · 08/17/11 12:35AMThe FDA is to be commended for consistently raising the vomit-bar when it comes to cigarette warnings. Next month, they're rolling out nine graphic new labels — collect them all! — featuring the most impressive-looking cancer lungs and sliced-open cadavers we've seen to date. Take that, Saw movie campaign! But your favorite nic-pushers are done playing Mr. Nice Tobacco Conglomerate: They're fighting back! With lawyers!