health
Brits Are Healthier Than Americans
Max Read · 03/09/11 02:36AMVicious Beatings Are the Only Weight Loss Plan That Really Works
Hamilton Nolan · 03/08/11 05:18PMNow We Need Pacemakers for Our Tummies
Hamilton Nolan · 03/04/11 05:15PMHappy People Live Longer
Max Read · 03/04/11 02:26AMYou know what rules about being happy? Besides not ever staying up till three in the morning wondering if it's even morally right to bring a child into the world, at this point? This is what rules about happiness: You live longer! And you're healthier! Yes, a review of more than a hundred studies confirms: Happy people have every right to be smug, the bastards.
Survey: Kids These Days Can't Get Laid, Except the Lesbians
Hamilton Nolan · 03/03/11 12:44PMA new CDC survey of Americans and their people-fucking preferences contains at least two valuable pieces of information. First, that kids these days are getting laid less; "the proportion of 15- to 24-year-olds who have had some kind of sex dropped in the past decade from 78 percent to about 72 percent." And second, that ladies love ladies; "Twice as many women reported any same-sex contact in their lifetimes compared with men (13% of women and 5.2% of men)."
Why Are Americans So Much Fatter Than Canadians?
Richard Lawson · 03/02/11 03:56PMDespite having a diet that consists solely of french fries with gravy, weird bacon-ham, and moose brains, Canadians are still significantly less obese ("less obese" is where we're at these days, "skinnier" went out the window long ago) than their neighbors to the south. Namely, us. Yes, a study released today shows that 34% of Americans are obese versus 24% of Canadians. What gives?
Public Toilets are Cleaner Than Shopping Carts
Jeff Neumann · 03/02/11 06:40AMWhat's worse than sticking your hand down a public toilet? Gripping a shopping cart, apparently. A new study conducted by researchers at the University of Arizona found that of 87 shopping cart handles examined, 72 percent had markers for fecal matter. And of those 87 carts, 36 had E. coli. Just how bad is that?