health
Hamilton Nolan · 05/21/13 08:14AM
Moving to America Will Kill You
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 05/19/13 04:03PMAmericans Disgusted by Water that Lacks Artificial Flavoring
Hamilton Nolan · 05/15/13 09:01AMYou hear all these so-called "health experts" and "emergency room doctors gazing at our insulin levels in amazement" today who tell us, "Hey, don't drink so much soda," or "Hey, how can you put Mountain Dew in your baby's bottle, you monster?" They're always telling us to drink more water. But water is gross. What to do?
Following the Heart-Healthy Salt Intake Guidelines Could Kill You
Hamilton Nolan · 05/14/13 02:20PMNew Fatal Virus Infects Two in France, Likely Spreads Person-to-Person
Taylor Berman · 05/12/13 07:50PMA deadly new strain of coronavirus, a SARS-like respiratory virus, has now spread to France, where it has infected at least two people. But it gets even more exciting. After the French health ministry's confirmation of the second infection, the World Health Organization announced that it's likely that the virus can be passed person-to-person.
Why Are Dogs So Great for Your Heart?
Hamilton Nolan · 05/10/13 08:29AMWhy Isn't Cocaine as Good as Exercise?
Hamilton Nolan · 05/09/13 01:05PMThe sun has risen, and it's time for "Hey, Science," our boldly scientific weekly feature in which we have your most provocative scientific questions answered by real live scientists (or related experts). No topic is off limits in our ongoing quest for truth and time-wasting. This week, doctors explain: Why do cardio exercise when you could just do cocaine?
Coca-Cola Is Doing Everything It Can to Ensure Your Child Is Not Fat
Hamilton Nolan · 05/08/13 02:45PMAmerica's most popular child-rearing consortium, the Coca-Cola corporation, declared today that it is taking a slew of new measures to make sure that you and your children do not turn into a bunch of walking diabetes bombs, courtesy of Coca-Cola products. Seriously, this is the last thing Coca-Cola is going to do for you, okay? Take some fucking responsibility, for chrissake.
Pet Lovers: Move to Montana or Colorado, Avoid Mississippi & Louisiana
Taylor Berman · 05/07/13 09:20PMSucking the Baby Puke Off Your Child's Pacifier Is a Health Trend
Ken Layne · 05/06/13 04:57PMFDA to Decide if Anti-Bacterial Soap Is Actually Terrible for You
Taylor Berman · 05/02/13 09:48PMThis is reassuring: the FDA says that, sometime this year, they'll finally get around to properly investigating triclosan, the germ-killing ingredient used in anti-bacterial soaps, mouthwash, toothpaste and toys. But how long has this potentially-harmful chemical been on the market? Only 40 plus years.
Cord Jefferson · 05/01/13 07:49PM
Cord Jefferson · 04/30/13 01:06PM
Federal Judge Decides the Morning-After Pill Must Be Available Over the Counter, For All Ages
Maggie Lange · 04/05/13 08:47AMA federal judge in Brooklyn ruled that the FDA must make the "morning-after" pill available over the counter for all ages, rather than requiring a prescription for girls 16 and under. This ruling is the latest breakthrough in a decade-long argument about who should have access to this birth control and under what circumstances.
Horrifying Dentist’s Office Used Rusty Tools, Exposing 7,000 to HIV, Hepatitis
Maggie Lange · 03/29/13 01:58PMA dentist's office in suburban Tusla, Oklahoma could have exposed 7,000 patients to a variety of blood-borne viruses including hepatitis B, hepatitis C, and HIV. Susan Rogers, executive director of the Oklahoma Board of Dentistry, described the office as a "perfect storm." She said that health investigators were at a loss for words to describe the breach of proper procedures:
Teenager Nearly Goes Blind After Eye-Eating Parasite Grows on Her Contact Lens
Taylor Berman · 03/27/13 07:53PMCVS to Penalize Workers $600 for Not Revealing Their Weight
Cord Jefferson · 03/20/13 06:32PMIn an effort better manage its healthcare costs, the pharmacy brand CVS Caremark is now asking all employees who use company health insurance to have doctors assess their weight and body fat, among other things, measurements that will then be turned over to CVS' insurer. The company is calling the assessment, which it will provide, "a health screening and wellness review so that colleagues know their key health metrics in order to take action to improve their numbers, if necessary." Any employee who chooses to opt out of the screening will have their health coverage jump $50 per month, according to the Boston Herald.
Where the Hell Is the Male Birth Control Pill?
Hamilton Nolan · 03/20/13 10:50AMGood day to you all. It is time for "Hey, Science," our splendidly scientific weekly feature in which we have your most provocative scientific questions answered by real live scientists (or related experts). No question is too intelligent for our legion of learned persons, and the real winner is you, the public. This week, scientists answer the question: Why is there no male contraceptive pill?