Charles Bronson is sick of hipsters' condescending glances and unnecessary headbands, and he and his unironic mustache aren't going to take it anymore. Keep an eye out for a Jeff Goldblum cameo!

A scrappy Chinese-speaking teenager sold $130,000 in parts for the white iPhone 4. Now he's being slapped with legal threats. Won't anyone defend Fei Lam's right to exploit fashion-obsessed gadgeteers?

Here's a clip of Henry Rollins being interviewed in the East Village in New York City, when a couple of heckling hipster chicks propel the former Black Flag frontman to rant. Mr. Rollins' age comes into play numerous times.

A sociological inquiry into hipster consumerism reveals: academia is way behind the blogs.

Here's a pre-wedding invitation "Save the Date" video made by a couple living in, duh, Austin, TX. It's in the style of nü-vintage filmmaker Wes Anderson's work and we can't decide if it's annoying or not. You be the judge!

Check out this video in which fauxhemians try to explain the ideology behind their facial adornment. One young man claims to have grown a beard "out of spite," and another explains it as a "Williamsburg" thing. Such a thoughtful bunch.

One panel discussion. Eight panelists. One million Gawker posts between them.

Jacob Isom—the rattail-coiffed hero who swiped a Koran from right-wing fanatics and ran—has a dream. "I want to be in High Times," he told me by telephone. Then he showed me a t-shirt screenprinted with his face.

As Michael K. at Dlisted wrote, "the first rule of Gay Hipster Fight Club is: don't f*ck up my hair." But hair—and a lot more—got f*cked up during this brawl outside of a Los Angeles nightclub. Watch inside.

This synth-laden homage to the East London hipster—who locally are referred to as "dickheads"—provides us with numerous reasons as to why these nauseatingly trendy blokes are referred to as such.

To prove something that you already know, two sociologists wrote a paper called "Demythologizing Consumption Practices: How Consumers Protect Their Field-Dependent Identity Investments from Devaluing Marketplace Myths." Conclusion: everyone hates "hipsters" even though they shop at Urban Outfitters, too.

LOL, oldie newspaper The New York Times is finally like "Derrr, we said 'hipster' 250 times last year, is that too much? Should we change?" Yea too bad we already solved that problem like one million years ago, LOL. [Pic]

What are the most annoying things about New York City? The New York Post surveyed 300 New Yorkers to find out. The number-one thing that annoys New Yorkers? Other New Yorkers. Number two? Non-New Yorkers.

OMG you guys, the soaps are so hip these days! Observe as these pretty young things on All My Children name drop metalelectronicacore band Genghis Tron as well as music venues The Mercury Lounge and The Knitting Factory.

Vice magazine founder Gavin McInnes subjected himself to New York's 21 Questions. He punctuates an answer with "nigga" and talks about explosive diarrhea, hand jobs, and post-marital sex. Edgy! Don't say he's not fauxhemian or he'll piss in your cereal.

After the IRS ordered Pabst's owners to sell, the brewer of blue-collar beverages languished on the market for years. Then something remarkable happened: hipsters discovered it. So now the guy who owns Vlasic pickles plunked down $250M to buy it.

Unless...

In this clip, Stephen alternately hates on Forbes for the makeup of their fictional billionaires list, and praises hipsters for their lack of enthusiasm in filling out the census.

In this clip, Stephen alternately hates on Forbes for the makeup of their fictional billionaires list, and praises hipsters for their lack of enthusiasm in filling out the census.

First Urban Outfitters started peddling them. Now, Hipster of the Decade blog Hipster Runoff notices that Walmart is selling fixed gear bicycles. It's official: The number one cause of fauxhemian crashes on Bedford Avenue is no longer cool.