Recently, a few intrepid reporters from Gawker.TV wandered into that strange fauxhemian Shangri-La known as Brooklyn and what did our eyes behold? Coonskin caps on everyone – men and women, young and old!

Hipsters are dead. Long(?) live Fauxhemians.

The thoroughly unwarranted level of interest in finding word to replace "hipster" has reached a fever pitch! We gave you 20 options to choose from. The top five vote-getters are below. This vote will determine everything. So, vote.

Okay. Yes. We said we were going to ban the god damn word "hipster," but we have lapsed. Mea culpa, and shit. The real problem is that there's not a pithy replacement word. That's where you come in.

While Abed is working on his impersonations so that he can get the attention of a girl, he does a spot-on impression of Jeff. He then breaks down the exact ratio of how to nail the impression.

Though Olympic fashion continues to revolve around flags and garish patriotic color, a strange undercurrent of hip infiltrated this year: jeggings-esque faux denim, a surfeit of plaid, and the world's most ironic mustache.

Most exciting news of the day: The legendary Williamsburg Hair Man, nominee for Hipster of the Decade, is set to star in a short film! Photographic teaser and details below!

Remember that hipster trailer park at the Brooklyn Nut Factory that everyone was talking about? Well, the cops finally heard about it and they're none too happy. The evacuated the place this afternoon.

This video features a couple of bros having a "t-shirt war" via graphics brought to life on their shirts through the miracles of stop motion animation and having too much free time on their hands.

Now that we've resigned the future of printed literature to picture books for adults, we might as well get some good ones: Hipster Puppies are exactly what they sound like. SnookiShop needs to be experienced to be fully appreciated, however.

Animal Collective collaborated with director Danny Perez in ODDSAC, a "visual album" that will premiere tonight at the Sundance Film Festival. Lucky for those of us not in Utah, we can watch the creeptastic trailer online.

Hasids, cool kids, miscellaneous culture warriors, take note: the Williamsburg bike lane is still there.

Williamsburg's hipsters broke bread with local Hasidim Monday at a community meeting where they discussed their disputed bike lane. "The debate didn't really get anyone anywhere," reports a local hipster. Uh oh, is that the sound of youthful idealism crashing?

"The only thing worse than having to eat a bowl of piss-soaked Corn Flakes is not being able to use the footage."—Vice co-founder and Hipster of the Decade loser Gavin McInnes, via email. Hoax confirmed, allegedly? [Previously]

Martin Scorsese was apparently filming an ad for Chanel in Uber-Hipster (and Uber-Chasid) Williamsburg right under Moto near the Hewes Street JMZ stop the other night. Could've been worse. At least it wasn't for APC jeans. Or Sparks. [Dossier]

Okay, maybe that's putting it too strongly. But in the past 24 hours we've learned two strange and delightful things about the cradle of the Taliban that give us hope.

Mis-type the Web address of hipster blog network Tumblr, and you get to an Indian provider of "reefer trucks." Apparently "reefer" is short for "refrigeration" in India. Still: Fucking hipsters are everywhere. Tumblr founder David Karp commented via email: "HAHAHH!"

Wow. So, Carles, our anonymous Hipster of the Decade winner, is being name-checked and referenced in the New York Times. Does this mean he's 'over' 4 all alt bros evrwhr? Proof, right here:

Ladies and gentlemen, your Hipster of the Decade: Carles, from Hipster Runoff.

Today is the final day of voting for our Hipster of the Decade poll. Carles of Hipster Runoff is currently winning. If you disagree (or agree, whatever) vote below right now, bitches!