1/18 — While cruising the Santa Monica Farmer's Market for breakfast, spotted DAMIAN LEWIS. Haven't seen his latest series but recognized him from Band of Brothers. Cute, doting dad and seemed comfortable with the crowd. He was waiting to put one of his small children on the miniature pony rides (note to Farmer's Market organizers: Please move the ponies farther away from the Omelet Guy). He looked good, but shorter than expected (both the actor and pony). [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]

1/17 — I was with a group of friends getting my karaoke on at Amagi in the Gower Gulch saturday night. In comes GIOVANNI RIBISI and his crew of beautiful people. Giovanni and crew were very supportive of the other singers, high-fiving and giving compliments. One of his friends sang an amazing version of "That's Life." Giovanni even sang "Oye Como Va." Couldn't help but think about The Other Sister, however. [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]

1/17 — Ran into STEPHEN BALDWIN on Saturday evening at the Starbucks on Park Avenue across from Albertsons. It didn't even occur to me that it was him when he first passed me, because he was way chunkier than I expected, more heavily tatted than I remembered, and semi-concealed beneath a beanie and ski pants from his trip up the hill. But as I left he was posing for pictures with other tourists and locals who did recognize him, so I guess it was him. Not quite Canada, SB, please keep moving. [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]

1/16 — Saw TOM ARNOLD phoning and peeing at the premiere of Brooklyn's Finest. A friend of his asked if he had seats and he said yeah, with the Sundance Channel, all while dialing a phone number and readying his business at the urinal. A fine multitasker! He got voicemail and left a message relaying plans for later in the evening; heading to wash his hands, he said to no one in particular, "I sure hope that was the right number." Me too.

1/15 — I was shopping at the Banana Republic on Beverly Drive again, and while shopping I saw Mr Sark, real name DAVID ANDERS, the bad guy from Alias and Heroes. He looked hot! But no ass though... was a little bit disappointed but oh well, he was still hot! He seemed very normal which was kinda nice. I IMDBed him, and I always thought he was British but he's apparently not! Fun Fact: he has a black brother. Who would have thunk it! [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]

1/15 — ROBERT FORSTER at Runyon Canyon at 230 this afternoon. He was going down as we were going up the slow side. Looked decent. [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]

1/14 — Interesting night last night: ERIC DANE at Joan's on Third, strolling around on his cell phone, yapping away, trying to look important. Nearly didn't recognize him - he weighs at least 40 pounds less than I thought he would. Made some snide comment to my friend that he looked like he had cancer - to which she reminded me HE DID. I'm going straight to hell. [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]

1/14 — At the Clipper game, ED HELMS sitting behind the basket with some agent type. Cute in person, seemed to enjoy the game, acted like a normal fellow. To screw up this nice sighting, enemy to anyone with taste, BEN LYONS was toddling around with that other E! anchor, Saul and/or Sway and/or Quaddus. Saul had floor seats, Ben was a couple rows back, sucking down what looked to be cherry daquiris, flailing his arms around uselessly, and screaming at the male cheerleaders. I swear to God, I can't swing a dead cat in this town without hitting that toolbag. [We know, we know — just swing it hard. Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]

1/14 — NICOLLETTE SHERIDAN in all white (white Adidas sweats, white workout top with white sports bra) at Benihana BH for a 5[?]-year old's b-day dinner. She looked less tabloidish than expected and actually looked good. No makeup, hair pulled back. She seemed to be enjoying the kid's celebration. Michael Bolton gets seconds to a little kid? Sad. [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]

I spotted ZACHARY QUINTO and his friend/date/Vulcan/whatever trying to talk his way into the HBO party after the Golden Globes. He was pleading for entry because his blood sugar was very low, and he was super hungry — but they wouldn't let him in 'cause he wasn't on the list. If he was so fucking starving, I'm not sure why he didn't just make like Billy Bush and beam himself upstairs to the NBC-Universal party to nosh on a plate of greasy veggies, stale pasta, and a slice of beef that had been marinating under a loverly red lamp all night long. Live long and prosper! [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]

Went to the Polo Lounge this past Friday for lunch with a friend, fancy I know, but it was on his work account. Anyway...

1/12 — MICHAEL CERA sat next to me today during lunch at the Mustard Seed Cafe in Los Feliz. He was sitting with two guys and I did overhear the Arrested Development movie being mentioned a few times, though details were unfortunately out of ear-range. He was wearing a plaid shirt tucked into some pants that were far too short, and when he was done with his sandwich, he rode off on a bike, making me think he truly is as awkward and adorable as the characters he plays. [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]

1/11 — I saw the incredibly talented NEIL PATRICK HARRIS with his cutie-patootie partner DAVID BURTKA at Katsu-Ya in Studio City last night dining at the sushi bar. They make a handsome couple and I fought every urge to fawn over his amazing year, since he came out so gracefully, rode a unicorn in that crappy Harold and Kumar sequel, and cracked me up with his performance in Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog. [And... skipped the Golden Globes, evidently? A curse for seven years! Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]

1/11 — While eating at the Alcove, I saw JACK MCBRAYER, Kenneth from 30 Rock, walk past me. I just wanted to give him a hug. [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]

A celeb-sighting controversy has engulfed Defamer HQ, where our careful vetting of your PrivacyWatch tips has yielded an international hunky-vampire crisis. After the jump, help us settle Robert Pattinson's whereabouts once and for all.

1/8 — I saw that vampire dude from Twilight, ROBERT PATTINSON, just this morning at the Coffee Bean in Los Feliz. EVERYBODY within 100 feet recognized him but nobody bothered him, thank God. He ordered a Chai Tea Latte and waited patiently with everyone else, pretending to text somebody on his blackberry. [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]

1/7 — I was shopping at the Banana Republic on Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills looking for post-holiday deals. While I was contemplating my purchases, I was drawn to a man standing by the shoes. He had the nicest ass, perfectly ensconced in a tight pair of Jeans, and he turned out to be STEPHEN MOYER, my favorite vampire from True Blood. He looked so pleasing to the eye that I would have dropped it all to cop a feel on that perfect ass. He seemed friendly enough as he interacted with the staff. He left without buying anything. I have seen a few celebs at this store, maybe he'll be back. Stephen, call me. [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]

1/8 — So tonight I'm sitting at the always awesome Itacho on beverly when I look up and realize I'm in the presence of greatness — WARREN BEATTY and Diane Keaton! Oh wait — that's not Diane Keaton... that's ANNETTE BENING in a big knit scarf a la Diane Keaton and big Morrissey glasses a la Diane Keaton. You can understand how I might have mistaken the two under those circumstances. So it wasn't a Reds reunion — it was still mother-effing Warren Beatty and mother-effing Annette Bening and they mother-effing rock. Oh, and all their kids. Which I didn't realize they had so many. Maybe it was their kids and some of their kids' friends? [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]

1/8 — Saw who I sincerely believe was LEONARDO DICAPRIO (i think a little new weight threw me off) sitting with beautiful woman (girlfriend?) and parental units enjoying a meal and quiet conversation at Local restaurant in Silver Lake. [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]

1/6 — I know he was just spotted there with Ms. Reese, but while I was sitting at the bar at Mozza at lunch time today I saw JAKE GYLLENHAAL walk in, at first I thought it was Reese standing next to him (there was a blonde head.. there was a bit of a crowd at the door..) but I cannot confirm that. I was too cool to turn my head fully around to scope out the table he sat at. About fifteen minutes later DEBI MAZAR walked in with a gentleman friend and asked loud enough for me to hear (not in an obnoxious way, I think she just has a loud voice...New Yorker loud...) "Is Nancy (Silverton) here today?" [Hollywood PrivacyWatch is written by and for Defamer readers; send your sightings to tips@defamer.com.]