how-to

How to Make an 80s Cake—Complete with a Keytar

Whitney Jefferson · 07/26/10 09:10PM

An 80's cover band commissioned Cake Boss' Buddy Valastro to make a cake that was representative of the decade. The following clips show the step-by-step process that employees of Carlo's Bake Shop took to make it.

How To Make a Mojito

Alison Flood · 07/14/10 10:00AM

Knowing how to make a solid drink is a great party trick, especially if it's one that has been enjoyed equally by Carrie Bradshaw and Ernest Hemmingway.

How to Attract Boys

Chris Dignes · 07/13/10 10:00AM

This young lady has all the tips your grandmother is either not willing to give you or is about to go out of her way to keep you from learning.

How To Rent a Beach House

nightintern · 07/12/10 10:00AM

There is nothing lovely about living in a city in the summertime with the stench of hot, rotting garbage in stagnant 90 degree air. This helpful how-to makes renting a beach house look easy enough, everyone can do it.

How To Look Great in Photographs

nightintern · 07/09/10 10:00AM

There's nothing worse than finding a horrible picture of yourself. This guide provides tips to always look great in photos.

How to Play Office Politics

nightintern · 07/07/10 10:00AM

Sick of being left out of the daily water cooler chatter? Here's how to master the complicated networks of office politics—without getting burned.

How To Clean Your iPod

nightintern · 07/06/10 10:00AM

Since you can't wash your dirty iPod, this how-to teaches you the safest and most effective way to clean off your smudges and finger prints.

How To Put Out a Grease Fire

nightintern · 07/05/10 10:00AM

Incase you are tired of living in fear that you are one breakfast away from burning down your entire kitchen, here's a helpful how-to on extinguishing those pesky grease fires.

How to Make a Pinhole Camera

Henry Baker · 07/02/10 10:00AM

Can you not afford a camera but want to take illicit stalkery photos of celebs you see around town? This guide teaches you how to make a pinhole camera so you can pursue your "art".

How To Cast Magic Spells

nightintern · 07/01/10 10:00AM

In case lighting a candle, listening to "Rhiannon" on repeat, and saying "wingardium leviosa" aren't working, here's how to cast a magic spell.

How To Go With The Flow

nightintern · 06/30/10 10:00AM

Frankie says relax. And if you have trouble doing that, you neurotic anxiety-addled product of the 21st century, here's a step-by-step on how to let it be and go with the flow.

How to Wine and Dine Your Way Into Sexy-Time

Tom Dobrowolski · 06/29/10 10:00AM

Today, The Doctors discussed the link between food consumption and the ability to orgasm. In other words, the only way you're going to get some action is to make sure your significant other has a full tummy.

How to Be Cool at the G-20: An Illustrated Guide

Maureen O'Connor · 06/28/10 06:10PM

The G-20 is when the world's economic leaders meet to talk trade. It's also prom to the international protest set. Anarchists, hippies, gutter punks: Everyone's invited, and it's your big chance to get photographed and get laid change the world.

How to Spot a Fake Rolex

nightintern · 06/28/10 10:00AM

Pawn Star's Rick Harrison has thousands of fake items brought into his shop and usually has no problem identifying them. Here are some of his tips to spotting a fake Rolex.

How To Create an Exact Replica of Your Penis as a Dildo

nightintern · 06/25/10 10:00AM

Wondering what to get your loved one for Fourth of July? Try a homemade, vibrating replica of your penis to shoot her fireworks off. Check out this how to on using Clone-A-Willy and follow the directions very, very carefully.

How To Chill Beer on the Beach

nightintern · 06/24/10 10:00AM

Assuming beaches these days still allow alcohol to be consumed on them, here's an easy way to turn your your warm twelve pack of Natty Light into a slightly less disgusting drink.