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Drunk Woman Arrested After Facebook Boast About Passing Breathalyzer
Jay Hathaway · 03/31/14 12:10PMWatch Parents Watching Their Kids Acting Like Fools at an EDM Festival
Rich Juzwiak · 02/27/14 03:25PMLast night, the U.K.'s BBC Three aired a new show called Festivals, Sex and Suspicious Parents. It's a spin-off of the three-year-old Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents, in which parents spied on the idiotic behavior of their kids (in their late teens and early twenties) on holiday, as the Brits put it. MTV had a show like this called Parental Control, in which parents watched their kids go on dates, but ...Sex and Suspicious Parents is better because it's British and raunchier.
David Brooks Says Real Inequality Is That Poor People Are Worthless
Tom Scocca · 01/17/14 01:45PMSelf-loathing New York Times thought-leader David Brooks has an admonition for everyone today: You do not understand this "income inequality" you are all talking about. People assume that just because the very richest people have ever more money, and the much greater numbers of poor people have less money, this constitutes a systemic problem:
Americans Love "Bigfoot," Couldn't Care Less About Actual Wildlife
Ken Layne · 01/07/14 03:30PMEvander Holyfield Spews Homophobic Bullshit, Is Just Doing His Job
Rich Juzwiak · 01/06/14 03:44PMOn last night's episode of the U.K.'s Celebrity Big Brother, heavyweight champ and Arthur remake actor Evander Holyfield said some barely intelligible nonsense about gay people, namely that homosexuality is a choice, like being "handicapped," and fixable.
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 12/14/13 11:31AM
Motherfuckers Are Looking Up "Science" in the Dictionary
Hamilton Nolan · 12/03/13 01:14PMTom Scocca · 10/24/13 02:55PM
Edward Snowden Rethinking Absolutely Everything
Cord Jefferson · 10/21/13 03:33PMThe Stupidest Solution to the "Redskins" Controversy
Hamilton Nolan · 10/18/13 08:56AMHamilton Nolan · 09/11/13 11:02AM
Portland Asshole Now Threatening Food Stamp Recipients with Flyer
Cord Jefferson · 09/04/13 02:26PMThe anonymous Portland coward who last month went around threatening to publicly post the names of local voters who received governmental disability benefits is now doing the same to people who receive food stamps.
Ohio Man Ordered to Wear "Idiot" Sign After Drunkenly Threatening Cops
Taylor Berman · 09/03/13 07:22PMRichard Cohen Is Quite Unconcerned With This "Racial Profiling" Nonsense
Hamilton Nolan · 08/20/13 08:42AMMaine Governor: President Obama "Hates White People"
Cord Jefferson · 08/19/13 08:35PMPortland Asshole Threatens Disabled Voters with Anonymous Flyer
Cord Jefferson · 08/14/13 04:28PMWith all of the Portlandia-style hipster jokes emanating from the Pacific Northwest, it's easy to forget that the region is lousy with far-right lunatics. Case in point: A flyer being distributed around Portland neighborhoods threatening to post the names of people who receive government disability benefits.
George Zimmerman Juror B37 Hates Media, Called Trayvon "Boy of Color"
Hamilton Nolan · 07/15/13 12:03PMA mere two days after finding George Zimmerman innocent of the murder of Trayvon Martin, juror B37 in the case has signed on with a prominent literary agent, as a prelude to a book deal. This juror is a woman who hates the media and went into the trial mistakenly believing there were "riots" over the case.
Hatetriot's Day: July 4th Is America's Crappiest Holiday
Ken Layne · 07/03/13 02:00PMIndependence Day is the worst of America's joyless national celebrations, the day when everyone will predictably act like a buffoon and nobody has the decency to Opt Out. From Park Slope to Silver Lake, from Phoenix to Saint Paul, the whole nation of grudge-laden bores will wrap themselves in the old Red, White and Blue in another futile attempt to out-patriot their enemies.
Watch Dozens of Idiots on Skype Call the Zimmerman Trial on Live TV
Max Read · 07/03/13 10:33AMAccused murderer George Zimmerman's college criminal justice professor was testifying in his trial over Skype today, providing a nice object lesson in why Skype testimony for nationally televised trials is probably not a good idea.