invasion
"Philly the Snowy Owl" Dies, As a Snowy Owl Invasion Is Reconsidered
Ken Layne · 01/30/14 05:01PMWhen the huge invasion of snowy owls began this winter, was it wrong for us to feel delight? These beautiful raptors from the arctic tundra do not often show up on the American East Coast, after all. But the sheer number of snowy owls should have been a warning, both to the owls themselves and to our sense of wonder.
Snowy Owls Leave Arctic To Invade Frozen America
Ken Layne · 01/09/14 01:59PMIn normal times, the arctic bird of prey known as the Snowy Owl stays up north, feasting upon the flesh of lemmings. But these are not normal times, so the owls have come south with the terrible arctic weather. "They are just absolutely everywhere and there's a lot more coming," says an expert who knows about the owls.
Huge Crazy Meteor Blows Up Over Western U.S.
Ken Layne · 11/06/13 11:26PMHome Invaded by Armed Robbers After Teen Girl Posts Photos of Money on Facebook
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/29/12 08:25AMNew York to Soon Be Overrun With Stink Bugs
Richard Lawson · 10/21/10 10:04AMToronto Film Festival Threatened by Bedbugs
Richard Lawson · 08/31/10 09:23AMOhio's Cities Are the Bedbuggiest In America
Richard Lawson · 08/24/10 03:29PMBedbugs Really Are Taking Over the Country
Richard Lawson · 07/28/10 10:21AMBedbugs Are Going to Destroy Us All
Richard Lawson · 07/22/10 11:18AMBedbugs Go Upmarket, Invade Abercrombie & Fitch
Richard Lawson · 07/02/10 03:49PMHomeless Spiderwoman Descending From Ceiling Will Haunt Your Dreams
Mike Byhoff · 12/09/09 05:37PMThis Just In: Scarlett Johansson is a Teutonic Clone!
ian spiegelman · 06/22/08 03:26PMHere is an urgent letter and warning that just came through on our tips line. Sic throughout, natch. "Hello dear ladies and gentlemen!I would like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person, who has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material. Original person is very nice (not damn sexy), most important-CHRISTIAN young lady! I'll tell you guys more, that clones (it's not only one) made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones, it is in Ludwigshafen am Rhein, North Bavaria, Mr. Helmut Kohl home town. You can not even imaging the scale of the cloning activity. But warning!"
Obama Hires a Godless Commie!
ian spiegelman · 04/27/08 12:21PMSenator Barack Obama's "official blogger" has ties to the Communist Threat that could bring this nation to its very knees! "Sam Graham-Felsen, a journalist-on-leave from The Nation, joined 'Obama for America' in March 2007 where he works for the New Media department as the official blogger, daily presenting the campaign's public face. Now he's under fire for his reputed Marxist sympathies from bloggers at Common Ills on the left and Little Green Footballs on the right."
Rudy Will Protect America From New Yorkers, Aliens
Pareene · 10/15/07 05:15PMRudy Giuliani has just about proved to America that he had what it took to rid New York of its many unpleasant ethnics and poor people, as the Times explained this weekend. Did you know that everyone in New York was on welfare before Giuliani became mayor? It's true! Every last one of them, except the good people of Staten Island, which is kind of the Iowa of New York. Back in the dark days of the early 1990s, "a New Yorker couldn't walk up Third Avenue without being on the lookout for muggers, of the blocks of dirty book stores and prostitutes, of public urination and pot-smoking." Christ, it sounds heavenly! (Though the public pot-smoking thing is a little west coast for our tastes.) But if there was one man who could be counted on to rid this city of its criminals and perverts, it was that adulterous cross-dressing megalomaniac. And he's gonna do for the rest of America what he did for New York: protect it from aliens.