irony
You Don't Pass a Pool Fencing Law After a Child Drowns, Says Jeb, Who Did Just That
Jay Hathaway · 10/02/15 05:57PMArtist Murdered While Painting Mural for Peace
Gabrielle Bluestone · 10/01/15 02:12PMA New Ponderous John McPhee Story About the Act of Writing? Fuck Yeah!!
Hamilton Nolan · 09/08/15 02:44PMThings To Not Wear To a Confederate Rally: FUBU Sneakers
Jordan Sargent · 08/03/15 12:20PMFUBU, the clothing brand founded by Shark Tank’s fourth most vicious shark, Daymond John, famously stands for, “For us, by us.” The “us” who FUBU was created by and intended for is not, as it turns out, white KKK members from backwater Georgia.
Idiot Man on Facebook: Caitlyn Jenner No Hero, Unlike These Toy Army Men
Jay Hathaway · 06/04/15 01:00PMWith Caitlyn Jenner’s public debut dominating the news cycle this week, people who are uncomfortable that Bruce is now Caitlyn are trying to tear her down by claiming she’s not a real American hero, like The Troops. This is a bad and disingenuous argument, which makes it all the more satisfying to see it buried under a heap of sweet, sweet irony.
Woman in Wheelchair with No Legs Wins Treadmill on the Price is Right
Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/05/15 07:23PMLife is short and cruel and then you get on the Price is Right.
Agoraphobic Grandma Finally Leaves Home, Immediately Falls Down Manhole
Ashley Feinberg · 04/20/15 02:24PMChicago Fire Extinguisher Factory Burns in Three-Alarm Blaze
Aleksander Chan · 03/20/15 02:16PMWhite Privilege Doesn't Exist, Says Noted Privileged White Man
Aleksander Chan · 08/27/14 04:09PMOh boy. We've long been aware that there is no room for irony in the vacuum of cable news, but Bill O'Reilly's segment last night on White Privilege™ was really something special. It doesn't exist, the man says! A lie perpetrated by a society of humans too goddamn lazy to overcome the disadvantages they are born into and most importantly: Bill O'Reilly himself.
Fuck These 10 People Wearing Giant Ironic Meme Bullshit Sweatshirts
Sam Biddle · 08/06/14 12:13PMGeorge Harrison's Memorial Tree Was Killed by Beetles
Allie Jones · 07/22/14 08:55AMPamplona Bull Gores Author of How to Survive the Bulls of Pamplona
Adam Weinstein · 07/09/14 09:50AMFox News Takes Some Liberties with the BioShock Infinite Logo
Jay Hathaway · 07/03/14 08:50AMBioShock Infinite creator Ken Levine describes the game as a Rorshach test. What you make of Columbia—a sort of alternate-history America with more flying islands and killer George Washington robots—probably says more about you than it does about BioShock Infinite. Do you read the imagery as patriotism or propaganda?
Fox News Reporter Trolls Women's Conference, Is Kicked Out by Police
Aleksander Chan · 07/01/14 09:47PM"Watters' World" is The O'Reilly Factor's Daily Show-esque segment wherein reporter Jesse Watters attempts to skewer issues and ideas capturing/distracting the American conversation. In this edition, Watters crashes the 2014 National Organization for Women conference in Albuquerque to figure out what the hell these broads are even talking about when they say there's a "war on women."