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Gun Safety Instructor Accidentally Shoots Student
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/13/13 07:39AMTypo Turns Traffic Sign Into Dangerous Distraction
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/30/13 03:16PMSnake Expert Killed by Snake While Helping People With Fear of Snakes
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/21/13 09:45AMCelebrity Psychic Cancels Show, Blames 'Unforeseen Circumstances'
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/10/13 02:41PMFollowing the Heart-Healthy Salt Intake Guidelines Could Kill You
Hamilton Nolan · 05/14/13 02:20PMAir Force Sexual Assault Prevention Chief Arrested for Sexual Assault
Max Read · 05/06/13 04:00PMMan Wrongfully Imprisoned for 23 Years has Massive Heart Attack on Release
Max Rivlin-Nadler · 03/24/13 09:00AMDavid Ranta was released from prison Thursday after serving 23 years for a crime he did not commit. On Friday however, his first full day of freedom, he suffered a serious heart attack and had to be rushed to an area hospital where he now waits to undergo several procedures that will hopefully clear blockages from his arteries.
Employee at Stress-Ball Company Goes Apeshit on Boss, Coworkers
Neetzan Zimmerman · 02/21/13 10:00AMChapter Titles Of David Petraeus's Biography, Ranked By How Funny They Are Now That We Know The Author Was Humping The Subject
Barry Petchesky · 11/10/12 03:30PMWhoops: GOP Throwing Obama-Bashing 'We Built It' Convention Party Inside Arena Built with Government Dollars
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/22/12 04:36PMRepublican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus announced today that theme of the Republican National Convention's second night will be "We Built It" — a theme aimed at "highlight[ing] America's entrepreneurial strength and our people's incomparable work ethic," as well as extending the purposeful distortion of President Obama's "you didn't build that" line.
Anti-Semitic Hungarian Lawmaker Shocked to Learn His Grandparents Are Jewish Holocaust Survivors
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/15/12 08:20AMOne of Driver's Last Texts Before Careening Off Cliff: I Need to Quit Texting While Driving — 'Because I Could Die'
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/02/12 05:33PMChick-fil-A Replaces Jim Henson Toys with Berenstain Bears Books that Promote the Golden Rule
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/30/12 09:27AMKleenex Hand Sanitizer Recalled for Containing Potentially Lethal Bacteria
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/29/12 09:22AMHitchhiker Writing Book About 'Kindness of America' Shot by Stranger While Waiting for Ride
Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/11/12 09:12AMPress-Stifling Dictator Wins Journalism Award
Jeff Neumann · 03/30/11 04:09AMJustin Bieber is Well Aware of Website "Lesbians That Look Like Justin Bieber"
Leah Beckmann · 02/16/11 10:35AMLeave it to Chelsea Handler to address the big Bieber elephant in the room. After informing him that "even lesbians like you now," Justin Bieber recommends a website that everyone should become familiar with: Lesbians That Look Like Justin Bieber.