For those who couldn't get enough of the leaked sample from last week, get ready for Angelina's "I'm Hot" in it's entirety. Brace yourself for four minutes of autotuned, fist bumpin' music that will stay in your head all day.

Here's a video of a bunch of girls (and probably a few guys) at the University of Rhode Island attacking the getaway car of a celebrity who visited the campus. The celebrity in question? Jersey Shore's DJ Pauly D. Sigh.

Do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do abstinence spokesperson Bristol Palin and Jersey Shore's aggressive hook-up artist The Situation aren't the best choices for an abstinence PSA, mostly due to their bad acting skills. They also use the word "situation" 17 times in two minutes. Awful.

There's nothing like a terribly-written song performed by a trashy reality star to kick off the weekend. So, we present to you Angelina Pivarnick's "I'm Hot" — which includes the lyrics "Step off bitch, or I'll punch your face." Enjoy!

Oh, Canada. They're always so smug and convinced they can outdo the U.S. But when it came time to formulate a Canadian version of Jersey Shore, they got all PC, casting people of different ethnic backgrounds. Know what? It's worse.

Poor, on-the-mend Courtney Love will do anything to get close to Adrien Brody. Also today: Some harsh words for Demi Lovato's dad, Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky part ways, Bristol Palin has a problem, and a naked pregnant lady.

Sorry, no nude Emma Watson pics. Is The Situation's brother riding on his coattails? Lily Allen's in the hospital and Danielle Staub is dating a dude and a woman at the same time. Sunday Gossip Roundup does not disappoint.

Vinny from MTV's Jersey Shore has had with all the bullying and hate speech so he's teaming up with MTV and Facebook. Too bad his show completely exemplifies that behavior. How completely? See for yourself.

Angelina picks a fight with rowdy teens. Capri Anderson picks a fight with Charlie Sheen. And a Nazi (at least, a guy who played one) picks a fight with Oprah. Saturday gossip will get you kicked out of the mall.

The Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, Jersey Shore's Angelina, visited Wendy Williams today to discuss her reasons for leaving the show and refusual to be involved with the reunion episode. Wendy asks why she even came back to begin with.

— A pick-up line The Situation supposedly used on Annabelle DeSisto, the young lady seen rejecting him and calling him an "old man" on the second season of "Jersey Shore." [Image via Getty]

In honor of the IFC's upcoming Halloween TV mini-series, DEAD SET, Jersey Shore's Angelina is set up on a blind date... with a zombie. Open sores and all, we say Zombie-dude's definitely an upgrade compared to the typical guido specimen.

It is proven science that the eight guidos involved in Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, are biological mutations. As they leave Miami for good, let's see how the natural world has turned against them.

The contractually obligated brawling came to an end last night with the season finale of Jersey Shore. The roommates found the strength to muster one last heated exchange before packing their bags and saying goodbye to Florida.

The Great Guido Migration of 2010 is over. This is the final episode Jersey Shore season two with our eight favorite miscreants misbehaving in Miami. That means it's also your final chance to make fun of them with us.

In an uncharacteristically somber interview, the cast of Jersey Shore swears by the shows' authenticity. Apparently lack of self-awareness can only be "screwed and chopped" so much.

Don't get too upset that tonight is the second season finale of Jersey Shore. The reality show's producer reveals that it will return to the air shortly (this January) and promises the next season will be better than ever.

Three months after its slutty debut, JWOWW's Filthy Couture has shuttered following a lawsuit from a similarly-named company. JWOWW took to Twitter today to announce she has a line launching this fall for everyone who can't live without lace bikinis.

MTV announced a new slate of scripted movies, several of which are based on the network's reality franchises. With movies based on My Super Sweet 16 and Made in the works, can Jersey Shore be far behind?

When Snooki was 17, she was riding a four-wheeler when she passed the resident hottie of her High School with his shirt off. She crashed, broke her bra, and was left laying on the ground with her boobs hanging out.