[Jersey Shore boys Ronnie, The Situation, and Vinnie in Miami; image via Bauer-Griffin]

With all the reality television in the state, the people that used to be punchlines are now stars! Jersey Shore, Jeserylicious, Jersey Couture, Real Housewives of NJ—we can't even keep track of which we're supposed to hate anymore.

Dozens of minor celebrities are currently crisscrossing the country to collect piles of cash for nightclub appearances. Snooki gets $10,000. Kim Kardashian is yours for $50,000. But why do promoters pay? They tell us they have no choice.

Heidi Montag says Adam DiVello touched her plastic body inappropriately. The Larry-King-had-sex-with-his-sister-in-law drama continues. Cindy Adams loves Jersey Shore. Charlie Sheen shaved his head and Kate Hudson got a boob job. Thursday's gossip wants its old body back.

Tinsley Mortimer appears with fellow reality stars Snooki, JWOWW, and Sammi in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar. The girls look surprisingly high fashion, but who is the Tinz to be telling them how to behave?

Which celeb has Cammie been sneaking around with? Why is Charlie Sheen wearing a disguise to have an affair? Is Madonna really sending the kids to public school? How much did Eliot Spitzer spend on hookers? Wednesday's gossip is puzzled.

The Avatar star insists James Cameron lost because he's not a woman. Sandy B met one of Jesse's girls. A real life Gossip Girl couple breaks up. A real life Jersey Shore couple fights. Tuesday's gossip wins by technical knockout.

The perfect storm that is the Jersey Shore boys' Terry Richardson Interview photoshoot is finally out. In the intervening weeks, Richardson's sex scandals made the Jersey Shore pairing more appropriate—and Bar Rafaeli's sandwich fellatio a little grosser.

For some inexplicable reason, Creed performed Pauly D's phone call for MTV.com. In this video we learn two things: 1. There's no difference between real life Creed and his office counterpart. 2. There's a certain poetry to Jersey Shore arguments.

In this newly released Vitamin Water commercial, Mets third baseman David Wright and Jersey Shore's Mike "The Situation," do some "situational training." We'll keep you updated on this blossoming bromance as it develops.

MTV just dropped the biggest awesome bomb ever. After a trip to Miami, everyone will return to the original house in Seaside Heights. The premiere date is set, and guess who is along for the ride?

The producers who made Jersey Shore are now working on literally-named spin-off The Persian Version. This is in addition to the Asian version in L.A. and the Russian version in Brighton Beach. Reality television: 21C minstrel shows?

Without lip gloss, will we even recognize her? Tiger Woods consults Buddhist prayers on his Blackberry. Michael Lohan pops the question to Kate Major. Whoopi Goldberg is on Team Jesse James. Wednesday's gossip roundup has seen a ghost.

Sandy is afraid divorce will make Jesse crazy. Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber aren't breaking up. Dennis Hopper has to shell out fat alimony payments. Michael Jackson's doctor won't cop a plea. Tuesday's gossip is due in family court.

[The Snooki Monster arrives in Miami Beach to film "Jersey Shore 2"; image via Splash]

Can you throw down with The Situation, fist pump with Snooki, or survive one of ShamWOWW's vicious right hooks? Then you're a few stupid questions away from being a part of the next season of Jersey Shore.

[Pasty pop star sports slogan coined by The Situation. Gym, tanning, laundry: three things Jersey dwellers must do everyday. Image via Splash.]

Reality producers know the routine: A closed community of insular catfighting friends with cheesy nicknames, gratuitous boozing, and tons of sex. Like... a retirement community. Meet WeTV's Sunset Daze. It will either be really awesome or really boring.

At long last, the president has a plan that will prove his commitment to bipartisanship. Today he will introduce a new offshore oil and gas drilling proposal along the East Coast. Thankfully, the Jersey Shore will be spared. [NYT]

When we told you Mayor Bloomberg planned to dress up as a Hair hippie for this year's Inner Circle dinner, we suggested he dress in drag. He didn't—but he did mingle with Snooki and The Situation! Video inside.