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Jersey Shore: Ciao for Now
Brian Moylan · 10/21/11 12:59PMSammi and Ronnie Break Up for Real, Yet Again
Brian Moylan · 10/19/11 04:53PMJersey Shore stars Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi Giancola, the Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor of the modern age, have broken up yet again. No, guys. It's for real this time. Just like it was last time. Yup, it's done. Over. For good. I miss you. Come snuggle. No, that doesn't mean we're together. Oh, OK, now we are together. Stop looking at her. Listen to me! How could you do this to me? You're such an asshole. I'm done. Done. Don't ever talk to me again. Fuck you. Hold me.
Kathie Lee Makes Fun of the Jersey Shore Cast to Their Faces
Brian Moylan · 10/18/11 11:15AMBritain's Trashy Jersey Shore Wannabe Is Finally Available in the U.S.
Brian Moylan · 10/17/11 01:44PMHulu put up the first two seasons of The Only Way Is Essex yesterday, the best British export since the Cadbury Creme Egg. Just like the Creme Egg, it's tasty, sugary, ridiculous, completely fake, and leaves you feeling just a little bit sick when you're finished. It's like the best parts of Jersey Shore and The Hills all at once.
Jersey Shore: The Situation Gets Out of Hand
Brian Moylan · 10/14/11 01:17PMJersey Shore: The Snooki Chronicles
Brian Moylan · 10/07/11 01:06PMJersey Shore: The Case of the Disappearing Boyfriend
Brian Moylan · 09/30/11 12:43PMJersey Shore: Blood on the Cobblestones
Brian Moylan · 09/23/11 01:00PMNew Jersey Governor Threatens to Veto Jersey Shore Tax Break
Brian Moylan · 09/20/11 05:57PMNew Jersey Governor Chris Christie (who will be played by the talking trash heap from Fraggle Rock in his biopic) found out he is allowed to veto a $420,000 tax credit the New Jersey Economic Development Authority gave Jersey Shore to film in the state. He might do exercise that right. What a stupid idea.
Jersey Shore: Girl on Girl Action
Brian Moylan · 09/16/11 12:59PMJersey Shore Paid for By the Very People It Shames
Richard Lawson · 09/15/11 10:05AMAnderson Cooper Gets a Spray Tan
Matt Cherette · 09/14/11 03:57AMOne day after Anderson Cooper premiered his new daytime talk show with a somber interview of Amy Winehouse's family, Tuesday's episode of Anderson—which featured Jersey Shore star Snooki—showcased his lighter side. Cooper's lightest side also made an appearance when he stripped down for a Snooki supervised spray-on tanning session.
Jersey Shore: Guido Overload
Brian Moylan · 09/09/11 01:20PMWhich Famous Brothers Share a Girlfriend?
Brian Moylan · 09/06/11 10:21AMAnderson Cooper Thinks Snooki Is a Great News Anchor
Matt Cherette · 09/01/11 01:50AMSnooki made her debut as a news anchor today on some AOL site that hasn't yet been renamed "HuffPost [Subject]." And while we're still deciding if the Jersey Shore star has a knack for reportage, she's definitely got a fan in Anderson Cooper, who spent a few minutes on tonight's AC360 fawning over his "little cutie Couric." Video of the segment is above.
Jersey Shore: The Song Remains the Same
Brian Moylan · 08/29/11 01:48PMDuring the most important sociological experiment of our time, the evil "Love Ballad of Sammi & Ronnie" played again. They're together, they're apart, they're together, they're apart. Ugh! And then The Situation got beat up.
Shia LaBeouf and Marilyn Manson Walk Into a Cabaret...
Jeff Neumann · 08/28/11 09:03AMJersey Shore: Big Trouble in Little Italy
Brian Moylan · 08/26/11 01:27PMJersey Shore: Twincest
Brian Moylan · 08/19/11 01:00PMThe penal codes in Florence, Italy, are different from those in America, so it appears that a set of twins engaging in intercourse with the same man is not only legal, but encouraged. But with these Terrible Twins, it seems the crew of the most important sociological experiment of our time has finally met its match.