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How Much is Jesus' Face on a Rocking Chair Worth?
Brian Moylan · 06/22/11 12:33PMThe Jesus-Turd Album Art That Ignited a Canadian Political Firestorm
Seth Abramovitch · 05/19/11 08:24PMHear ye, hear ye! Canada's Conservative majority government was officially sworn in yesterday. First order of business? This etching of Jesus Christ, re-imagined as a steaming, fly-ridden turd. That vivid illustration can be found inside the CD packaging for Vancouver punk rockers Living with Lions's brand new release, Holy Shit, whose cover resembles a leather-bound bible.
Catholic Church Blames Hippies, Not Celibacy, for All That Kid-Molesting
Hamilton Nolan · 05/18/11 09:45AMA lengthy, in-depth report on the child sexual abuse scandals of the Catholic Church—a report paid for primarily by the Catholic Church—has found that it wasn't the whole "celibate, sexually frustrated men in close proximity to vulnerable children" thing that caused all the molestation. It was hippies.
Police: Crucified South Korean Man Crucified Himself
Jeff Neumann · 05/18/11 05:06AMA Friendly Reminder That the World's Ending in Two Weeks
Lauri Apple · 05/08/11 12:31PMSouth Korean Man Found Crucified, Jesus Style
Jeff Neumann · 05/04/11 07:29AMThink of a truly horrendous way to die, and then think about this: A South Korean taxi driver who was said to have had "fanatical religious views" was found dead in a quarry, nailed to a cross and wearing a crown of thorns, with a stab wound in his side and whip marks. A police officer told AFP, "We found at the scene pieces of paper describing how to construct a cross and carry out a crucifixion." They also found a mirror placed so the man could see himself on the cross. Damn.
Jesus' Second Coming Will Be Tweeted, Says Famous Preacher
Maureen O'Connor · 04/25/11 04:28PMIs Child's Hallucinatory Trip to Heaven 'Real?' USA Today Investigates
Hamilton Nolan · 04/21/11 10:34AMFilmmaker: Jesus Crucifixion Nails 'Have Been Found'
Jeff Neumann · 04/12/11 06:40AMSweet Mary Mother of God this is huge: Israeli-Canadian filmmaker Simcha Jacobovici says he's found two of the nails that were used to crucify Jesus! He's also promoting a documentary he made about finding the nails, called The Nails of the Cross. Jacobovici told Reuters, "What we are bringing to the world is the best archaeological argument ever made that two of the nails from the crucifixion of Jesus have been found." HOLY SHIT! Oh, but he added, "Do I know 100% yes, these are them? I don't." But please check his movie out anyway.
Pentagram Pizza Billboard Upsets Jesus Fans
Jeff Neumann · 04/07/11 05:28AMNew Zealand's Hell Pizza chain is known for its offensive gimmicks, and the restaurant's newest campaign is doing a good job of keeping the tradition alive. Billboards have been appearing to promote the chain's Hell Cross Buns with a pentagram on the pastry and the slogan, "For a limited time. A bit like Jesus."
Creationists Find Cave Painting of Dinosaur
Maureen O'Connor · 03/28/11 01:17PMGood news for the oxymoronic field of creationist paleontology: A newly discovered cave painting in southeastern Utah sort of resembles a long-necked dinosaur, which means humans and dinosaurs coexisted in Utah 6000 years ago, back when the planet was new, say officials from the Creationist Museum of Petersburg, Kentucky.
The Christian 'Fuck You' Remix: 'Bless You'
Hamilton Nolan · 03/16/11 09:55AMThe New York Times trips and stumbles all over itself today in an entire article about songs with the work "Fuck" which does not contain the word "Fuck." Your prayer is answered, NYT: "Bless You," the Christian remix of Cee-Lo's blasphemous hit. Completely soothing to the easily-offended sensibilities of New York Times editors! (Except for that keyboard player.)