John Stamos was booked on Friday night for allegedly driving under the influence in Beverly Hills. ABC News reports that police stopped the actor and immediately took him to the hospital.

Full House, the television show you only watched because there were no cartoons on and only miss because you haven’t seen it in 20 years, is coming to Netflix, sex-haver John Stamos announced tonight on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

In a scene out of an anxiety dream or maybe a greek yogurt commercial, Amy Poehler once unwittingly went on a date, dressed in her Parks and Recreation wardrobe, with Handsome Guy Actor John Stamos.

TV's favorite sexy uncle (ew? ew) is getting back in the leading man saddle. Also today: good news for Ana Gasteyer, godly news for Miley Cyrus, and Game of Thrones news for the rest of us dorks.

John Stamos and Renee Zellweger go on a date at a little-known romantic hotspot called Disneyland. Kim Kardashian sets her wedding date. Patrick Schwarzenegger gets a job at the mall. Blake Lively wants to wed Leo. Thursday gossip is a wish your heart makes.

Ding dong Bin Laden's gone, and I know what you're thinking: What does Paris Hilton have to say? And why did The Rock know about Bin Laden's death before everyone else did? Monday gossip has questions.

Katy Perry's mom writes a memoir about her daughter's dirty pillows. Chris Brown's neighbors hate him. Matt Damon on the transitive property of kissing. Prince William cuts water sports from his bachelor party. Monday gossip is damned.

Today I read with relish that Grant Show, the former Melrose Place hottie who is having a bit of a career resurgence lately, will have a role on USA's Burn Notice. Thank God Grant is back, because he's only gotten hotter with time. And he's not the only one.

After roles like Uncle Jesse, Blackie Parrish, and Dr. Carl, John Stamos prepares for the most challenging and true to life role of his career: a "reproductive abuser" on Law and Order: SVU. Just another case of art imitating life.

Today at Gawker.TV, John Stamos shares raunchy tales with Chelsea Handler, the Kardashian sisters skirt around questions about their Kredit Kard Kontroversy, rookie reality judges, and Jimmy Kimmel tries to discover if Ben Affleck is a top or a bottom.

Viewers tuned into last night's Chelsea Lately happened to catch a ridiculously entertaining segment with Stamos. He talks about Cloris Leachman's intentions to have sex with him, his love of Chelsea, Glee, and the name of his penis—Cyclops.

Ahhh, an homage to Rocky Horror. As if there was any other way for Glee to celebrate Halloween? Adam Shankman (the same guy who did the Step Up movies) smacked this baby into the world. And it was good.

Ah, yes. The highly publicized Britney Spears episode. Much like Britney, herself, the episode was hot with lots of sexy dancing, but at the core was shallow and did little more than show Heather Morris' talent, beyond the one liners.

On today's Ellen, guest John Stamos talks about his bad hair cut in Full House, saying it looked like a "dead crow" on his head. He also talks about his initial dislike for the infant Olsen twins.

Last week we brought you footage of a teenage ScarJo, and now here's a vault nugget featuring John Stamos on the set of a music video for Full House. For 1992, is Uncle Jesse's "wang" joke ahead of its time?

While the rest of the world was busy obsessing over the Mad Men premiere, tonight's episode of Entourage featured cameos by Shawne Merriman and a ping pong obsessed John Stamos. Some things never change!

Pamela Anderson fights for her right to be objectified. Bristol Palin refuses to look at Levi's Playgirl spread. Which iPhone app did Oksana Grigorieva use to record Mel Gibson's terrifying rants? Lady Gaga house-hunts in the Hamptons. TGIFriday gossip.

To celebrate, the starcrossed lovers of Wasilla are dressed like Jehovah's Witness proselytizers on the cover of Us. Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem got married in secret. Are Rihanna and Chris reuniting? Wednesday gossip has wedding fever.

Actor John Stamos tried to perform oral sex on a 17-year-old girl after plying her with cocaine delivered by strippers, according to the girl, who is now on trial for attempting to extort Stamos out of $680,000. Have mercy!

Today at Gawker.TV, John Stamos joins The Beach Boys for a performance on Dancing With the Stars, Rumer Willis' girl-on-girl kiss on 90210, Raquel Welch and Martha Stewart discuss their breasts, and 160 of Arnold Schwarzenegger's best movie quotes.