Given his well-documented affinity for NeNe Leakes, it should come as no surprise that Anderson Cooper is quite fond of Bravo's Real Housewives series, a fact he finally admitted this week. But even a superfan like Cooper had to acknowledge the tragedy that is Countess LuAnn de Lesseps' new music video, which—along with the other pop star wannabe Housewives—served as the subject of his "Ridiculist" segment on Wednesday night's AC360.

House arrested Lindsay Lohan invited two cameras into her home this week. One filmed her most desperate product endorsement yet, an 18-second, one-sentence endorsement for a penny auction website. The other photographed her in repose for Life & Style magazine. Each image captured LiLo seated beside a different image of herself.

Between Kim Zolciak, Countess Crackerjacks, and Danielle Staub, it's pretty hard to "drop" the worst single ever spawned from Bravo's metastasizing Real Housewives franchise. Leave it to Simon van Kempen, husband of Real Housewives of New York's Alex McCord, to take the cake with an astronomically bad creation.

"Terrified" Dianna Agron flees ex-boyfriend and co-star Alex Pettyfer. Lindsay Lohan heads back to court. Eva Mendes naked pictures stolen! Charlie Sheen parties with porn stars on a yacht. Come and get your Wednesday gossip.

Last night Cynthia Bailey got married on the season finale of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. To celebrate her nuptials—and the season itself—we got them the only gift we could afford: a poem.

Kim and Kandi are on tour, so some inevitable drama happened when NeNe met the crew in Florida and one of the noisiest fights on this season of Real Housewives of Atlanta erupted. Watch it all go down inside.

Real Housewives of Atlanta's resident Florence Foster Jenkins, blonde bubble Kim Zolciak, is trying to sell her 3,396sq.ft. Atlanta-area townhouse for $499,000, perhaps to move to bigger, greener pastures. She has a baby on the way, you know!

This week on Real Housewives of Atlanta, Nene and Sheree went through break ups, Phaedra got used to being a mother, and Kim bought Brielle a purity ring nicer than most wedding rings.

Today at Gawker.TV, Mark Wahlberg recalls the time he gouged a man's eye out, Bill Maher on Family Guy, highlights from The Soup, Kim Zolciak performs her auto-tuned single "Google Me" and The Simpsons says Fox News is "#1 with racists."

Like the many Real Housewives before her, Kim Zolciak took to the Bravo Clubhouse to perform a live rendition of her new 'hit single.' You are correct in your concern for a live performance of a highly auto-tuned song.

Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kim was on a roll this week; she had words with Dwight about Phaedra's pregnancy and even talked about her own nursing degree (?!).

This week on The Soup, Patti Stanger shares more than we want to know about Randy Quaid, George W. and Kanye's egos battle, and we're introduced to a Fashion Show contestant named Calvin who doesn't like to work with people.

In July, Stephen Colbert and Andy Cohen reenacted Bethenny Frankel and Kelly Bensimon's Real Housewives of NYC fight (video). On tonight's Watch What Happens: Live, Kristin Chenoweth and Molly Shannon reenacted two Real Housewives of Atlanta brawls. Watch inside.

Kanye West confirms that a picture of his giant penis is real. Courtney Love is obsessed with her Wikipedia page. Lil' Wayne gets out of prison. Thursday gossip proudly lets it all hang out.

Nene's surgery episode has arrived, and girlfriend looks good and keeps everyone laughing while she's recovering. You may have thought nothing could overshadow Nene on Real Housewives of Atlanta, but Phaedra's baby shower has everything from ballerinas to big hats.

Finally, it seems that The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak is in on the joke that is... Kim Zolciak. Watch this new promo video for "Now That Sort Of Sounds Like Music," containing all two of Zolciak's hits!

Her star is fading so she's making ends meet by charging $20,000 for her "time" with wealthy gentlemen. This Real Housewife is trying to steal Kim Zolciak's girlfriend. Girlfriend thief is the world's second oldest profession.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back, and there's new girls, new drama, and Kim's kids are teenagers.

Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak previously asked us not to be tardy for the party. Now, she declares: "Research me, you'll find me, click them keys in Google," in her new song, "Google Me." Hilarious preview clip, inside.

Montana Fishburne says her forthcoming sex tape is a calculated career choice. Foxy Brown flees the police after a massive brawl. Lindsay Lohan has no pillow. Robert Pattinson is a nail biter. TGIFriday gossip. Updated with Montana's DVD cover.