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U.S. Had Lawyers Ready for Bin Laden
Max Read · 05/09/11 11:19PMPresident Obama had "two teams of specialists" at the ready after the Osama Bin Laden mission: "One to bury Bin Laden if he was killed, and a second composed of lawyers, interrogators and translators in case he was captured alive." (Or so "senior officials" tell The New York Times.) If he had been captured alive, he'd have been taken, in order "to preclude battles over jurisdiction," to a Navy ship — the U.S.S. Carl Vinson, most likely — where he would have been interrogated. (Even so, "the mission," officials say, "was always weighted toward killing.") The question remains: Did the interrogators have six-packs? Was there a dog with the lawyers? Did it have titanium teeth? Because otherwise, seriously, bo-ring. [NYT; image via AP]
Charlie Crist Now Just Another Ambulance Chaser
Jim Newell · 05/04/11 04:38PMFormer Florida Governor Charlie Crist always wanted to be president, and was in the hunt to be John McCain's vice presidential candidate in 2008. Then the Tea Party emerged and threw his 2010 moderate-Republican campaign for Senate off the tracks. Now he's just another liberal plaintiffs' attorney plugging personal injury services, in Florida. Watch his TV ad and cry! [via RealClearPolitics]
Law School Even More of a Ripoff Than Previously Thought
Hamilton Nolan · 05/02/11 09:49AMLaw school is a huge ripoff—a catch-all haven for slackers and the existentially aimless, where you'll go into a huge amount of debt in order to surround yourself with beer pong-players and cute little dogs, and emerge unemployable, with nothing to do with your worthless new skills except sue to try to get your law school tuition back. Now, we can add to that list: they'll bait-and-switch your ass out of scholarship money, on purpose!
Barry Bondorowsky, Brooklyn's Most Sex-Crazed Lawyer
Hamilton Nolan · 03/24/11 09:20AMFancy Law Students Play With Dog, Reports Important Paper
Hamilton Nolan · 03/22/11 08:42AMThe many perils of law school—how we love to cover them! As does the Lamestream Media. In fact, competition for stories about law school is now so strict among media outlets that the New York Times—once considered a "prestigious" news outlet dedicated to matters of public import—has written and published an entire story about how law students can borrow a dog to play with for 30 minutes at a time.
Kids Finally Smarten Up and Stop Going to Law School
Hamilton Nolan · 03/17/11 12:34PMNot to be immodest, but our research (reading the newspaper) indicated long ago that going to law school was a sucker move, for suckers. Why go to law school? All it is is racist beer pong and racist emails, and when you graduate your worthless degree won't get you a job, and you get all bitter and eventually find yourself in the comments of a Gawker post about law schools, telling me to fuck off for making fun of lawyers, because do I even appreciate what all the lawyers in history have done for the advancement of human freedom while I just sit around making jokes about something I don't even understand, asshole?
UVA Law Students Love Confederate Flag Beer Pong
Hamilton Nolan · 03/01/11 01:02PMAt Least Some Lawyers Somewhere Are Making Tons of Money
Hamilton Nolan · 02/23/11 03:40PMYou Can Now Download New York's Official Apocalypse Manual
Max Read · 02/15/11 01:14AMIt's a well-known fact that someday, all of New York will be reduced to a smoldering, hellish wasteland, a post-apocalyptic desert so bad it will make The Road look like Sex and the City, a badland consisting of the ashes of a once-mighty city felled by war, disease, terror, or Zu'ul. Luckily, we've got an official legal manual!
Wikileaks Hires Alan Dershowitz
John Cook · 02/14/11 05:17PMAmerica Still Struggles With the Gap Between Rich and Poor Lawyers
Hamilton Nolan · 02/08/11 11:32AMWe've long known that the gap in wealth and earnings between the haves and the have-nots has the potential to undermine the very foundation of American society. We're referring, of course, exclusively to attorneys. The young bottom-of-the-food-chain document reviewers toiling for a meager pittance can scarcely behold the salaries of their superiors. And it's getting worse; the WSJ reports that "traditional notions of pay equity are falling by the wayside."
F. Lee Bailey Will Prove O.J.'s Innocence All Over Again
Hamilton Nolan · 01/11/11 12:17PMLobbyist Picks Convenient Time to Quit Ivory Coast Gig
Jeff Neumann · 12/30/10 08:45AMYoung Lawyers Toil For Meager Pittance
Hamilton Nolan · 12/27/10 10:48AMWhat Happens When You Sue an Airline For Putting a Lizard in Your Food?
Hamilton Nolan · 12/01/10 12:41PMTorture Memo Author Compares Waterboarding to Speed Limit
Jim Newell · 11/22/10 05:50PMShow This Video to Your Friends That Are Applying to Law School
Christopher Han · 10/24/10 04:00PMSomeone used the make-your-own-animation web tool to create this scathing (and commendable) video. "You know there are more people in law school right now than there are lawyers on the entire planet? Think about that." - St. Elmo's Fire (1985)
Law Student Wants Tuition Back Because They Can't Find a Job
Richard Lawson · 10/20/10 05:02PMAmerica's Most Honest Lawyer
Adrian Chen · 09/22/10 06:57PMAn advertisement for a Florida law firm: "If you and your spouse hate each other like poison and want to get out of the hellhole you call a marriage, you've come to the right place." Not pulling any punches here!