It's rough out there for law school grads. Faced with loads of debt, a worthless degree, and few career prospects, some have already resorted to getting worthwhile jobs. Others have a better idea: complaining about it.

Not long ago, America's best and brightest young greedy bastards were piling into expensive law schools, confident they'd soon be wealthy older bastards. Then, law degrees became worthless. It's gotten so bad, young lawyers have resorted to doing something respectable.

According to an internal memo, JetBlue hates hero flight attendant Steven Slater for being awesome. But Steven Slater still wants to work for them. How does Slater not realize that this is never, ever going to happen?

The FBI is hopping mad at Wikipedia! Apparently they've threatened Wikipedia with legal action if the online encyclopedia doesn't remove a picture of its official seal from the FBI entry at once. Wikipedia's lawyers, while squelching laughter, have replied "no."

How come law degrees are becoming more worthless every day? Because new law school grads can't find jobs. Why can't they find jobs? Because bitter old coot lawyers are clinging onto their offices for dear life. A vicious legal circle!

Did you do the stupid thing that a lot of people have done recently and go to law school, just because you're aimless and you figured it would be a productive use of time "in the long run?" Sucker.

Lindsay Lohan's lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley has been told by the judge that she can't leave the case until a substitution of attorney is filed, or she says Lindsay's name three times into a mirror at night. [Page 6]

Shawn Chapman Holley has announced she'll no longer be serving as Lindsay Lohan's defense attorney. (Apparently LiLo replaced her with this lady, "who was just admitted to the bar in November," per TMZ.) Also, LiLo may soon lose another lawsuit.

Hot banker Debrahlee Lorenzana and her new legal adviser—lawyer to America's starfuckers Gloria Allred—filed a complaint today against Citibank, which she says fired her for being too hot. Naturally, this required a new photo op—this time with tears.

The interns are rebelling. Nobody is safe. "Tough-as-nails" Brooklyn Assistant District Attorney Ama Dwimoh—who prosecutes crimes against children and earned her stripes on the Nixzmary Brown murder case—has been suspended for terrorizing interns.

Ghyslain Raza's geeky Star Wars impersonation racked up millions of views on YouTube and drove him to a mental health crisis. After successfully suing the kids who leaked the video, he's now in law school, doing well and looking dapper.

The Oscar-winning director wrote a letter, while under brutal house arrest in his Swiss chalet, saying he is the target of fameball lawyers, and that he already served his time "in a normal prison" for raping a 13-year-old girl. [SwissInfo]

As comment boards and campus rumormills churn on the subject of third-year Harvard law student Stephanie Grace's email on the subject of white intellectual supremacy, a new narrative emerges: Is Stephanie the victim of catty collegiate in-fighting?

Third-year Harvard Law student Stephanie Grace sent a mass email about whether black people are categorically less intelligent than white people. Now her campus, legal blogs, and the Black Law Students Association are up in arms, and Stephanie is hiding.

At long last and after much gentle ribbing, author-turned-barrister Elizabeth Wurtzel has passed the bar exam. She even emailed Nick Denton personally.

Sorry, I meant lawyer. DC is the best city in North America in which to be a lawyer. [Above the Law, pic: AVAVA/Shutterstock]

Gucci recently learned that Jonathan Moss, the fashion house's chief in-house lawyer for seven years, wasn't licensed to practice in New York and let his California bar membership lapse in 1996. Whoops.

Lindsay Lohan's new (alleged) lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, is of course a crazy fameball who likes to have her picture taken with her horrible clients, like Michael Lohan. Here are some Facebook photos to that effect.

Fewer things on television have lower budgets than attorney commercials. The only way to captivate the audience is either through comedy, explosions or awkwardness—sometimes a combination of all three! We have compiled the absolute best (worst) attorney commercials here.

Harvard grad Will Meyerhofer used to be a lawyer at Sullivan & Cromwell, the white shoe firm that represents the likes of AIG and Goldman Sachs. After doing his "part in destroying the nation's economy," he had a change of heart, went back to school, and became a psychotherapist. Now sees clients on a sliding scale, ranging from $10/hour for people who couldn't otherwise afford therapy to $200/hour for his former colleagues, who, we imagine, have a lot to get off their chests considering how much work they continue to do for both AIG and Goldman. [Above the Law]