lawyers
Don't You Ladies Worry About Nothing, Sal Strazzullo Is Here
Hamilton Nolan · 01/20/10 12:24PMA porn star and a stripper are trying to beat prostitution charges on a grammatical technicality after prosecutors put "and" in a document where they should have put "or." Luckily for the women, they have a lawyer who—solely on the basis of the following quote—we picture (correctly, it turns out) to be a hilariously stereotypical sleazoid attorney:
Morgenthau Carries On
cityfile · 01/20/10 10:45AMFormer Manhattan District Attorney Robert Morgenthau retired at the end of 2009 at the tender age of 90. Did you expect him to move to some sunny retirement community and play golf for the rest of his days? Pen a memoir and reflect on his 35-year career as DA? That isn't his plan. Morgenthau reports he's joining Wachtell Lipton, the notoriously aggressive corporate law firm that represents some of the biggest banks in America. [BW]
Today In Misguided Cease & Desists
Pareene · 01/15/10 02:08PMThe Best Legal Gig in America
cityfile · 11/23/09 12:07PMIrving Picard, the man in charge of liquidating Bernie Madoff's assets, is asking for $22.1 million in fees for the last five months of work he and his firm have put in on the case, on top of the $14.6 million he's already been paid. But that includes a 10 percent "public interest discount," so don't even think of suggesting Picard isn't generous. [Bloomberg]
The National Pork Board Does Not Endorse Eating Cats
Hamilton Nolan · 11/12/09 12:32PMThe Curious Case of Brian Schroeder
cityfile · 11/02/09 12:47PMDid you hear about Brian Schroeder, the Harvard Law School grad who set fire to the 9/11 chapel early Saturday morning, either as part of a "drunken prank" or because "someone slipped something into his drink"? The good news is Schroeder finally scraped together $3,000 in bail money and got to go home last night. The bad (though hardly surprising) news: Not only is Schroeder quickly turning into this week's tabloid whipping boy, his job offer at the law firm Sidley Austin—which coincidentally once had its offices in the World Trade Center—has been rescinded. But at least now he'll have plenty of time to continue his world travels. [NYDN, NYP, NYDN]
Kate Gosselin Hires The Lawyer Suing Us For McSteamy Tape To Sue Jon Gosselin
Foster Kamer · 10/04/09 06:15PMErin Brockovitch Law Firm Sued Into Bankruptcy By Dead Partner's Estate
Foster Kamer · 08/30/09 11:00AMIs $9 Trillion a Lot of Debt?
Hamilton Nolan · 08/26/09 11:26AMThe Best Legal Gig In Town
cityfile · 08/19/09 12:01PMStephen Dannhauser, the chairman Weil, Gotshal & Manges, has every reason to be sitting smugly in his office chair in the middle of Midtown. Last week, a judge signed off on the firm's $55 million tab for the work Weil has performed in connection with Lehman Brothers' bankruptcy; this week, the firm submitted another bill for $45.2 million more. Kenneth Feinberg, President Obama's pay czar, has suggested putting some sort of cap on Lehman's legal expenses going forward. Why? Isn't a $15,000 postage bill and $67,000 in business meal expenses perfectly reasonable? Ordering in dinner from Le Cirque every night isn't free, you know. [WSJ]
Irv Picard Isn't In Any Hurry
cityfile · 08/10/09 10:41AMThe Lawyers Always Win in the End
cityfile · 08/04/09 12:58PMThe only moneymaking scheme better than the one Bernie Madoff operated for two decades (if only because it's perfectly legal): the one that Madoff court-appointed trustee Irving Picard is now running. Picard's firm is charging $1 million a week to disassemble Madoff's investment firm and is stands to collect as much as $250 million when all is said and done. [NYP]
Real Lawyers Weigh in On Whether Elizabeth Wurtzel Can Claim to Be One of Them
John Cook · 07/27/09 04:06PMIs Elizabeth Wurtzel Breaking the Law By Calling Herself a Lawyer?
John Cook · 07/23/09 04:27PMLanny Davis Now Hurting Two Countries
Pareene · 07/15/09 02:43PMFormer Deputy Assistant Attorney General Outs Pseudonymous Blogger Who Was Mean to Him
Pareene · 06/08/09 11:39AMMarc Dreier's Fire Sale at Sea
cityfile · 05/21/09 09:40AMLawyer Marc Dreier pleaded guilty to charges he bilked investors out of hundreds of millions of dollars a couple of weeks ago, and he remains under house arrest until his sentencing next month. (He may end up with a life sentence if prosecutors get their way.) He's been having trouble paying his bills since he was first indicted several months ago. According to his lawyer, Dreier even had to dip into his son's bar mitzvah fund recently to cover his living expenses. Perhaps that's why his yacht, which is one of a bunch of Dreier's assets now up for sale, was just discounted? Dreier's "Escape" (or "Seascape"), which was originally listed at $13.5 million, was just reduced to $12.5 million. After the jump, a few photos of the boat where Dreier probably spent many hours plotting and scheming.
Marc Dreier Still Lives Better Than You Do
cityfile · 05/12/09 10:21AMDisgraced lawyer Marc Dreier pleaded guilty yesterday to a long list of charges and he may face life in prison when he's sentenced on July 13. In the meantime, though, it's time to celebrate! Today is Dreier's 59th birthday, and not even the prospect of spending the rest of his life in the clink can take that away from him. Even better: The judge allowed him to return to his massive Midtown apartment last night, where he's under house arrest and watched over by guards who cost Dreier $23,000 a month.