On Sunday, record-breaking skier Lindsey Vonn announced on Facebook that she and boyfriend of three years Tiger Woods had broken up. Ice cold.

Whinging tabloid moralist Andrea Peyser, who is definitely, without a doubt, a 100% red-blooded heterosexual American woman, simply cannot stop thinking about hero athlete Lindsey Vonn being forced to pee in a cup, while being watched by another woman.

American skier (and rumored Tiger Woods girlfriend) Lindsey Vonn was airlifted and hospitalized in Austria after suffering a nasty crash in the super G at the ski world championships. As you can see in the video above, Vonn lost her balance, and then a ski, and tumbled down the slope, hitting a gate. She was treated on-site, and then, as is standard procedure, airlifted and taken to the hospital.

Tiger Woods' gentle path is in danger. Courteney Cox and David Arquette reunite. Renee Zellweger dumped Bradley because he wouldn't propose. Britney Spears gets a tutor. Monday gossip backslides.

On Jay Leno's first night back to Tonight Show hosting duties, he stole two jokes for his monologue. One from Mitt Romney(!?), and another from an ESPN Page 2 sports writer. Proof inside.

And you thought the Olympics were over. America's two best female skiers sparred on Twitter after Vonn's crash messed up Mancuso's giant slalom. Now, check out Julia's Facebook page. Her fans totally hate that chick. And her big, gold-medal-winning butt.

Watching the silly drama unfold yesterday about disappointed skier Julia Mancuso's mean Tweets about teammate Lindsey Vonn, I started considering how the internet has played a part in these Hotlympics. And I don't like it!

On The Colbert Report last night, most of Olympic gold medalist Lindsey Vonn's interview was just her giggling. Here it is without Colbert, so you can pretend you told Lindsey Vonn a real knee slapper. You're welcome.