Hewlett Packard, worst run tech company of the millennium, has found a solution to its long history of wasting obscene amounts of money: Install as CEO Meg Whitman, who spent a record breaking $43 per voter to lose the California gubernatorial election. Brilliant.

Republican California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman, who lost, spent $178.5 million on her campaign. Her opponent, Jerry Brown, spent $36.5 million.

Losing California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman will pay back wages to her former housekeeper. Guess she had some money left over.

Yesterday on The Daily Show, Jon Stewart opened with a final (we think) segment about this year's insane midterm elections, from Meg Whitman's embarrassing defeat, to Carl Paladino's even more embarrassing concession speech, to the media's hyperbolic coverage, and more.

The cover of Time's election preview issue reads, "How a new breed of Republicans tapped into voter rage and upset the Establishment—but can they govern?" More pertinently, can half of the candidates on Time's cover win their elections?

California Republican gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman can't figure out what to think about immigration reform. But she knows how she feels about her former housekeeper, an undocumented immigrant: Deport her! Well, I guess it'll keep her away from Whitman's sons?

California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman keeps talking about how great California was when she moved there 30 years ago. So her opponent, Jerry Brown, made a simple, devastating ad pointing out that he was governor 30 years ago. Watch below!

California gubernatorial candidate and average mom Meg Whitman has spent $140+ million of her own money to... still be trailing Jerry Brown a week before election day. And here, in her last commercial, she concedes that no one likes her.

We've heard about the troubling behavior of Meg Whitman's eldest son, Griffith Harsh, who has been arrested twice and accused of rape. Let's check in on younger brother William. He appeared in court on Tuesday on a careless driving charge.

As a student at Princeton University, the son of California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman—one of the school's most celebrated donors—was accused of sexually assaulting a classmate. This is the story of the explosive accusation and its quiet aftermath.

Meg Whitman, the Republican nominee for California Governor, used to be the CEO of eBay. She knows a lot about computers, right? Apparently not enough to prevent a staffer from mistakenly Tweeting a video of a cross- Japanese bass player.

California is a debt-enslaved failed state. So what else should the two gubernatorial candidates, Jerry Brown and Meg Whitman, debate about besides the semantics of the word "whore"? When is "whore" appropriate? Let's find out.

Fun-lovin' rich gals Meg Whitman and Carly Fiorina, California's Republican nominees for governor and senator, respectively, really lived large this weekend: They opened a joint appearance with Hispanic leaders by taking tequila shots! Impressed, Hispanics? Tequila is your "water," right?

After leaving a voice message for a union official, Jerry Brown chatted with someone who called his opponent Meg Whitman a "whore." "I'm going to use that," Brown responds. Too bad he didn't hang up the phone in between. Updated.

Meg Whitman's maid's "explosive" press conference was pretty run-of-the-mill: Nicky Diaz Santillan says Meg knew she was an undocumented worker and treated her "like a piece of garbage." Meg's response: "I believe Nicky is being manipulated by Gloria Allred."

Meg Whitman's "Latina household employee" is having a Gloria Allred-sponsored press conference today. What "explosive" allegations will she make about the eBay billionaire turned politician? Racism? Beat-downs? Slavery? Orgies? Something about her terrible sons? I can't wait!

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie was in California yesterday stumping for Meg "$$$" Whitman, when guess what happens? Another goddamn heckler interrupts and starts offending Meg Whitman's honor! Luckily, Chris Christie was there to intervene and chew out the vulgarian.

Meg Whitman has now spent $119 million of her own money in her bid for Earth's worst job, governor of California. She's broken NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg's 2009 self-financing record of $110 million. Isn't it time for an intervention?

California gubernatorial candidate Meg Whitman reported for jury duty, and made it into the pool for a trial. Asked whether anyone had scheduling conflicts, the eBay billionaire said she was busy running for governor. She was neither selected nor excused.

Today in news about California governor candidate Meg Whitman's famously awful offspring: younger son Will Harsh throws a tantrum and challenges a Princeton professor to a fight over a rugby field that, the young heir thought, belonged to him.