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Men Are Getting All the Jobs Again, Thank God
Hamilton Nolan · 07/16/12 01:35PMHitting on Younger Women Is Not a Crime
Hamilton Nolan · 05/29/12 10:43AMOh that John Edwards, that guy, always combing his hair and having babies out of wedlock while his wife is dying of cancer, that jerk. What is his latest outrageous action, that he did, so that we can all get mad at him, once again, the pretty boy? Let's see, here it is, right in the foldy newspaper with all the pictures:
Men Like Their Women Like They Like Their Coffee: Sleepy, Dumb, and with Lots of Slutty Friends
Caity Weaver · 05/23/12 08:00PMThe Tyranny of Differently-Priced Salon Services for Men Is Over
Hamilton Nolan · 05/23/12 10:54AMToday, in the year 2012, long after Martin Luther King Jr. and all those other guys marched and stuff, there still exists, right here in New York City, the type of discrimination that would have made Sojourner Truth stand up and say, "I don't think so!" [Pause for laughter.] That's right: salons are charging dudes different prices than women, for stuff, sometimes.
Humbled Men Take the Jobs of Womenfolk
Hamilton Nolan · 05/21/12 10:40AMHow bad is America's neverending recession? So bad that The American Man—mind enfeebled by Axe body spray fumes and Spanx-induced circulatory cutoff—now thinks nothing of taking a job that has traditionally been held primarily by women, so that he may earn money to pay for food, clothing, and shelter. The evidence is clear: "An analysis of census data by The New York Times shows that from 2000 to 2010, occupations that are more than 70 percent female accounted for almost a third of all job growth for men, double the share of the previous decade."
Buying Candles Is a Man's Game Now
Leah Beckmann · 05/16/12 04:33PMObsessed Plastic Surgery Twins Are Masters of Penis Enlargement
Maureen O'Connor · 05/15/12 02:16PMMeet Maurizio and Roberto Viel. They are twin brothers who co-own a plastic surgery practice and have performed multiple procedures on one another to increase their resemblance. (Maurizio gave Roberto a nose job; Roberto plumped Maurizio's face.) One surgery they have not performed on each other, however, is their practice's specialty: Penis enlargement.
Are Women Starting Relationships Just So, 30 Years Down The Line, They Can Chat on the Phone With Their Daughters?
Caity Weaver · 04/19/12 07:43PMEvery Comedian Was Right: Women Are Happy When Men Are Miserable
Caity Weaver · 03/08/12 10:03PMMalepocalypse Now: If Women Wear Axe, Is Everyone Gay?
Hamilton Nolan · 01/09/12 10:28AMMen Can Be Raped Now, Too
Hamilton Nolan · 01/06/12 09:12AMFor 85 years, the FBI has defined rape as the "carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will." In all that time, no men have been raped. Now, thanks to rap music, homosexual marriage, and Jerry Sandusky, the FBI has gone and changed the definition—placing millions of American men in danger of rape.
Women Can Have a Job or Love, But Not Both
Hamilton Nolan · 12/29/11 11:20AMMen do recessions like, "Aww shit, it's a recession up in here, nothing but crappy jobs out there, guess I'll just keep working this crappy job I have, nothing else to do, stone cold watching some football and drinking brews with the fellas, because my life is a beer commercial." But women do recessions like, "Considering these dead end prospects in the current job market, I shall instead return to school to further my education and enhance my employment prospects for the future." Ladies are crazy!
New Grocery Store 'Man Aisle' Represents Pinnacle of Western Civilization
Max Read · 12/27/11 05:50PMGood Football Teams Cause Dumb Male Students, Which Seems Fair
Hamilton Nolan · 12/20/11 01:52PMLike us, you've probably always assumed that schools with really good football teams are also full of stupid meatheads simply because stupid meatheads like football, and therefore go to those schools. That's not quite right; good football teams actually make students worse. Guy students. Cause guys like the football!
Married Suckers People Are Nearly a Minority
Hamilton Nolan · 12/14/11 09:33AMAre you married? Sucker. I mean, congratulations. Sucker. In olden times men and women would agree to be joined in matrimony forever—the men receiving a regular source of sexual congress and a valuable allegiance to powerful land-owning families in nearby regions, and the women receiving a new pot and pan. Today: married people are nearly a minority. So close!!!!