A man was arrested after breaking into Miley Cyrus' house with a pair of scissors. Maybe he just wanted to fix her hair?

Miley Cyrus, the excitable youth with the speaking voice of a trucker and the singing voice of an angel who died while working as a trucker, has just debuted a half-shaved, half-shag platinum bob monstrosity, that looks like Robyn Fenty's haircut had sex with Robyn "Dancing On My Own"'s haircut in a peroxide Jacuzzi while, across town, some drunk hobo gave Miley Cyrus a very bizarre haircut.

This week's home-video release of LOL marks Demi Moore's tenth straight bomb. The film, which Lionsgate virtually buried during its miniscule theatrical run, took in a reported $46,500 at the domestic box office — about $10.95 million less than its budget. The movie is bad, the reason the Razzies exist.

The scene above is a great indication of how bad noted sex enthusiast Miley Cyrus's LOL is. It's a movie that Lionsgate all but buried during its millisecond run in theaters. In the clip above, Demi Moore bathes with one daughter and chastises her other, Cyrus' character Lola, for having undergone a Brazilian wax, which she brazenly shows off — well, as brazenly as PG-13 will allow. "Maaahm!" is the wost answer you could possibly give when someone asks if you have a Brazilian. Moments later, Cyrus and Moore spoon in bed. So that's how it is in their family.

Is Miley Cyrus poking fun at her wrist-cutting rumors?

E! News reported Wednesday evening that recently-engaged youth Miley Cyrus will release an album before her wedding to fiancé Liam Hemsworth, who has one of the greatest Wikipedia page pictures it will ever be your pleasure to see.

Like other good former Disney stars before her, Miley Cyrus has gone and gotten herself engaged to second best Hemsworth brother, Liam. After dating for three years (and a few false alarms), reps for the pair confirm that they got engaged on May 31 when Liam lowered himself down on one knee and bestowed upon his 19-year-old child bride a 3.5-carat diamond ring from Neil Lane.

The Internet was all abuzz Tuesday after someone noticed Miley Cyrus, whose recent bomb LOL featured her in her first cinematic sex scene, said sex was "beautiful," "magic," and "cool" in an interview last week.

Update your Twitter address books accordingly — Demi Moore has changed her Twitter handle from @mrskutcher (a reference to soon-to-be-ex husband Ashton Kutcher) to @justdemi. It's not exactly the most exciting development, but for Moore fans horrified by her insistence on keeping an Ashton-related handle, this is the dawn of an important new era.

Remember when we freaked out because we thought Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth were engaged? Well, they're not. And how irresponsible of anyone to spread that internet rumor. Ahem.

OK, so, nothing is official yet, but Miley fans are abuzz with the possibility that the actor-singer could have gotten engaged to boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. On Thursday, she posted a picture of her new nails on Twitter, and her followers couldn't help but notice the giant diamond ring on her finger.

Depending on your perspective, Demi Moore had either the most destructive or the most ambitious January in the history of 49-year-olds. Not everyone can pack a penis cake party and a whip-its-related overdose into a single month. But not everyone is Demi.

TMZ got their grubby little hands on some really amazing photos of slowly curdling tween sensation Miley Cyrus eating a penis cake. Oh, Miley, this actually makes me kind of love you.

Daniel Craig ridicules Kourtney Kardashian's placenta. Kellan Lutz gives himself a "Hitler Youth" hairdo. Ali Lohan wonders whether Dina will let her get plastic surgery. Ashton Kutcher hangs out with a cow. Wednesday gossip is full of hate.

In what can only be a false flag operation by the 1%, Miley Cyrus has released a video for a remix of her song "Liberty Walk" to support Occupy Wall Street. [Village Voice]

Miley Cyrus is smoking more than just salvia. Prince William saves two lives. Brad and Jennifer narrowly miss an awkward run-in. Sunday gossip is going to go hang out in the cemetery.

Scotty McCreery misses his cue. Brad Pitt wasn't always a tragically overweight, dumpy-looking urchin with a comb-over. Kim Kardashian exposes herself to The Poors and learns the true meaning of Thanksgiving. Today's Gossip Roundup is sitting on the couch with some turkeys, playing video games and eating pumpkin pie topped with mashed potatoes instead of Cool Whip.

Kris Humphries hired a divorce lawyer, so it looks like the Kardashian wedding is finally over! But was it ever "real"? Meanwhile, Angelina and Brad hit up Vietnam. Saturday gossip is letting steak sauce drip down its chin.

Demi Moore wears her ring but walks alone. Soulja Boy ended up in jail last night. Nikki Reed's wedding dress has 100 diamond buttons. Emma Watson returns to college. Tuesday gossip speaks softly and carries precious gems.

As far as gimmicky tourist attractions go, none tops the great Madame Tussaud and her house of clones. Not to wax poetic here, but there is something equal parts satisfying and unnerving about a dead-eyed Susan Boyle. The resemblance is uncanny! And even if it isn't and the wax statue looks nothing like its real-life counterpart, well, even that is something to see.