On tonight's Modern Family, Phil learns a thing or two about how not be a dumbass from a few of girlfriends at the day spa. Face mask and cringe-worthy Phil confusion included.

On this week's Modern Family, Phil and Claire have a huge fight that somehow involves a fire extinguisher and a wedge salad (and a lot of recaps). Also, Claire sounds like a prostitute at the mall masseuse. Just watch.

On tonight's Modern Family, Claire and Mitchell's mother (Shelley Long) comes to visit, and then pulls a Jay and Gloria by hooking up with Claire's high school boyfriend (Matt Dillon).

By Ena Brdjanovic — On tonight's Valentine's Day-themed Modern Family, we started with Gloria out-maneuvering Jay on Valentine's Day by rescheduling his plans and buying the old man a Harley—proving that she's smarter than him and thus, winning?

Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Eric Stonestreet opened the WGA with a flamboyant, musical number about gay characters in this years' scripts.

Today at Gawker.TV, Cameron Diaz bought her weed from Snoop Dogg in high school, Aziz Ansari gives Parks & Recreation new credits, Modern Family's "zesty sex," and Olivia Munn beats Kathie Lee and Hoda at their own (drinking) game.

Yeah, there's no way I can really top that headline. So... you know, watch the clip from tonight's Modern Family and react appropriately (gag, puke, die) inside.

On Jimmy Kimmel Live, the Modern Family kids discussed the on-set curse jar that's meant to keep the adults from swearing. The funds raised are supposed to go to charity, but Nolan Gould jokingly confessed that he has other intentions.

In last night's Modern Family, Mitchell runs into a bitter f̶o̶r̶m̶e̶r̶ ̶f̶l̶a̶m̶e̶ high school beard with a seemingly very red-headed kid. Uh oh. Spoiler alert: it's just the ole kid-you-never-knew-about/ginger midget mix-up.

Lisa Kudrow instead of Julie Bowen as Claire Dunphy? Craig T. Nelson instead of Ed O'Neil? Andy Richter and Buster Bluth as the resident gay couple?! This leaked casting wish-list from Modern Family's beginning stages is funny by itself.

Today at Gawker.TV, Snooki and Bobby Moynihan (dressed as Snooki) prepare for 2011, Modern Family's Cameron and Mitchell meet James Marsden in their hot tub, Boardwalk Empire's special effects, and The Soup counts down their best clips of the year.

Modern Family returns with all new episodes starting this Wednesday, January 5th. In this week's episode, Cameron and Mitchell discover an attractive stranger in their hot tub. See how they decide to handle it, inside.

On tonight's Modern Family, Claire was in charge of setting up for the kid's school dance. Including cunningly convincing custodian Gus (Danny Trejo from Machete) to change a lightbulb after turning him down to be his date to the dance.

This morning on Rachael Ray, Julie Bowen was the latest celebrity to play Heads on Sticks. Watch as Bowen dishes on her Modern Family cast-mates in the game taking daytime tv by storm, now complete with ominous music.

Apparently, Cam's mom is the most wonderful woman in the world, who also just happens to have an ambiguous definition of personal space. Fortunately for Mitchell, she seems to have taken a real liking to him. Unfortunately, it's rather inappropriate.

On this week's episode of Modern Family, everyone struggles to get to Manny's birthday. First up: Gloria must wield a (b.b.) gun to get Frank and Manny moving.

Ty Burrell and Jesse Ferguson claim they are not like their characters on Modern Family. However, you can picture teen girls cringing as the actors shared embarrassing stories and deflected compliments, just like card-carrying suburban fathers.

In a new study from the Center for Important & Definitive Studies, it was found that self-identifying Republicans' number three favorite show is ABC's wholesome (and kinda gay!) Modern Family. The Democrats voted murderpalooza Dexter as their third favorite.

Broken smoke alarm detectors are hard to find. Try watching this clip with your headphones on. Does it sound like a beep coming from your home? Now you can understand what Phil Dunphy's been going through.

Today at Gawker.TV, Stephen Colbert applauds the liberal head-stomper, Jon Hamm's first SNL promos, a rumor update on Olivia Munn, Modern Family's Halloween episode, and Jon Cryer thinks he portrayed Pretty in Pink's Ducky to be a heterosexual, street-smart kid.