Modern Family always seems to be worth watching, if only for its amusing deviations from hygienic family sit-com protocol. As soon as you write it off the show for the uninspired perfection of its production you find yourself chuckling.

Once you're spoiled by the internet, doing things the old fashioned way makes you want to stand on your chair and yell through the phone. That's what the Dunphys tried to go through this week, with unsuccessful results.

Recently, Modern Family's Jesse Tyler Ferguson said he'd marry Alec Baldwin. Now, Baldwin has responded, saying that they won't marry—because New York doesn't support marriage equality. Baldwin's now vowed to "Fight Back" and change the law. Watch inside.

Today at Gawker.TV, Modern Family presents its first crotch shot, Tim and Eric invade Jimmy Kimmel Live, Matt Damon does his impression of Matthew McConaughey, and The Situation wants you to know he's more than you see on TV.

The censors probably got a real kick out of this one. Certain items of clothing look good on no one, such as bike shorts. Unfortunately, not everyone realizes this, especially Cam who ends up revealing way to much.

Ben Harper and Laura Dern: Splitsville, USA. Population: Them. Justin Bieber's new line of nail polish! Mariah Carey throws a birthday bash. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart spotted doing normal couple things. Sunday Gossip Roundup! It's here.

Today at Gawker.TV, Hoda Kotb explains her reaction to Beyoncé (and recent attention the clip garnered), Olbermann slams Rick Sanchez, CBS anchors learn about the "Cigar Guy" meme, and we catch Pee-Wee Herman on his lunch break at Katz' Delicatessen.

What better way to get out of something you don't want to do than use a natural disaster as an excuse? That's exactly what Mitchell did on tonight's Modern Family.

There has been a lot of smack-talk about the lack of physical affection between Cam and Mitchell during Modern Family's first season. But tonight's episode addressed the controversy and put an end to it by finally sealing the deal.

In addition to presenting us with their usual charm, there was slightly awkward moment when Oprah mentions to the cast and creator of Modern Family that there is a conspicuous absence of black characters on the show. Video inside!

Try as she did, her presence on air last night didn't get people worked up. Also today: Matt Dillon gets a juicy role, Angelina finds her leady lady, and two favorite Lost actors are getting together for a new show!

As a proud Colombian mom, one of Gloria's best qualities is the ability to smother her boys with love and leave them wanting more. So what happens when Gloria's mother hen status is threatened by Manny's crush? Find out inside.

Today at Gawker.TV, Tina Fey advises against keeping up with Jon Hamm while drinking, the cast of Modern Family, Kaitlin Olson is a badass, The Office's lip-dub season opener, and the premiere of Fox's much-anticipated Running Wilde.

Last night Julie Bowen, Ty Burrell, Eric Stonestreet and Jesse Tyler Ferguson, aka the Modern Family Dream Team, stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live to regale us with stories of their whirlwind lives since winning this past years Emmy. Hilarity ensued.

Adults have been playing high-schoolers on TV forever, but there's something about Ms. Hyland that makes us — and interviewer Kevin Pereira — feel a little like Chester the Molester. Also, this clip contains a great snippet from Modern Family.

ABC pulled in an NBA ringer for tonight's finale of Modern Family, and Kobe Bryant's brief scene actually ranks pretty high on the scale of athletes who try (and usually fail) to be funny.

On Modern Family's very special Hawaii episode, Phil got into an awkward tangle with Jay, whose age had just caught up with him. All this homoerotica, and Cam and Mitchell still haven't kissed.

Between the OUT Magazine cover shot and his scene-stealing role on Modern Family, Jesse Tyler Ferguson is riding pretty high these days. And just when we thought he's done it all, he goes and does Gaga.

Today at Gawker.TV, Good Day New York's Rosanno Scott says "jizzum" on-air, Sunset Daze's Gail is fantastic, the cast of Modern Family act as guest judges of Top Chef Masters, and Hulk Hogan loves women that look like his daughter.

Experts on family because they play one on TV, the cast of Modern Family acted as food critics on Top Chef Masters to determine which chef does family fare best.