RJ's parents go away for the weekend and hire a sexy babysitter, which triggers his teenage fantasies. A major rager breaks out at his house, the babysitter gets wasted and RJ comes closer to losing his v-card than ever before.

Even better than his yearbook photo is this family portrait of Jersey Shore's The Situation and his siblings from MTV's When I Was 17. How did he let his sister block his abs? Bonus shot of DJ Paulie D inside.

Oh, Ryan. Sweet, self-loathing closet case Ryan (examples here). What homophobic hogwash do you have for us this week? Answer: a lot. Tonight, Ryan stepped up his homophobic game tenfold, and things got ugly (and real). Videos inside.

The horny-meter was off the charts on last night's Hard Times of RJ Berger! RJ craves a "tug-job" from Claire, fails, and receives awkward advice from his parents, teachers, and bus driver.

As usual, Rob tries to convince Drama to live dangerously. When going crazy in the Fantasy Factory doesn't work out, Rob enlists the help of Chad Ochicinco, who's living dangerously on MTV when not being a catch on VH1.

The heroic Wobblies of Jersey Shore may have just executed a successful strike: MTV will reportedly make a deal for somewhere near the cast's initial demand of $30,000 an episode. Solidarity forever! Bread and roses! Bread and roses! [THR]

The Jersey Shore cast is on "strike" and won't film more episodes until they get more money. The producers say everyone on the show is expendable. What would our favorite guidos do if their gravy train comes to an end?

The cast of Jersey Shore, MTV's reality show about radical situationists, won't shoot new scenes until they get a better deal on their contracts, according to TMZ. Get up, damned of the earth! Get up, slaves of the hunger! [TMZ]

Another week, another ridiculous homophobic moment featuring Ryan from The Real World. First, it was his anti-gay confrontation (watch). Then, his penchant for cuddling with boys (watch). Tonight, more ignorant and hypocritical/nonsensical insults about teh gayz! Video inside.

RJ wants to have sex with the new girl. Problem: she's a member of Purity Club. After RJ's buddy tells him about rainbow parties—a ritualistic orgy in which everything but intercourse is A-OK with Jesus—he joins the club.

Not only did Drama get himself a new office tonight, but a staff of Drama replicas and even a Drama-faced girlfriend. The only question left at the end of the first new Fantasy Factory is: where are those masks sold?

We met Ryan last week when The Real World premiered its 784th season. Ryan is homophobic (watch here). He's also crazy! Tonight, he cuddled with a boy while blow drying his crotch before fighting with another boy. Videos inside.

In the newest episode of The Hard Times of RJ Berger, RJ finally lands a "date" with Jenny. A study date, but a date none the less. Beforehand Miles decides to offer up some advice for the painfully shy RJ.

Prince, who wrote "Darling Nikki" and can now do whatever he wants as far as we're concerned, has officially declared the internet "completely over," in an interview with the Daily Mirror. It was fun while it lasted, we guess.

A Chicago woman has filed suit against MTV, parent company Viacom, and Jersey Shore pugilists Snooki and JWOWW after the dynamic duo beat the snot out of her at a Miami club in what appears to be a territorial dispute.

The Real World returned (to New Orleans!) tonight for its latest season. The premiere introduced us to the cast, including Ryan, a hairdresser from Arizona who wears a "purity ring" and doesn't like when his masculinity is questioned. Video inside.

We know many of you don't have speakers (or headphones) at work, but you need to see the new promo for Jersey Shore. The version with sound's below, but we also have a silent interpretation for the rest of you.

MTV debuted a trailer for Season 2 of Jersey Shore (via Miami) today, and—judging by the two minutes of footage—it appears that everyone's favorite Guidos and Guidettes will not disappoint when they return on July 29. Video inside.

In this exclusive clip of the new season of Fantasy Factory, Rob Dyrdek convinces cousin Chris "Drama'' Pfaff to take a spin in his Go-Kart. As with most instances of peer pressure, this one ends with some serious whiplash.

This week on The City, things got ugly when Whitney accused Roxy of failing to help her promote her clothing line and being an overall (not to mention constant) disappointment as an assistant.