Ryan Seacrest just interviewed the Jersey Shore cast via satellite. Many important questions were asked—Does Snooki still drink during the day?!—many awkward moments were had, and Seacrest said that he wants the cast to win an Emmy. Seriously.

MTV sent us a clip of what we'll see on Monday night—when the rookie season of Warren the Ape comes to a close. How will the finale compare to the rest of the shocking season? Video inside.

Tonight, things BLEW UP on The Real World, y'all. In 60 minutes, Ryan cooked/ate a pet fish, asked to suck his roommates' testicles, stole Percocet and blamed it on Knight (a former drug addict), and went batsh*t crazy! Videos inside.

The announcement that Chelsea Handler would be the host of this year's Video Music Awards came as a surprise to many. Chelsea explains, "When you think of rap music and hip hop, you think of Chelsea Lately." Riiight.

Tonight on The Real World, Ryan Leslie—our favorite little self-loathing homophobe—was so busy! He was busy getting boners, busy being ignorant of other religions, busy becoming nauseous at the sight of a vagina, and much more. Videos inside.

Gucci has a new fragrance, Guilty, and Frank Miller directed a promotional short for it—starring Evan Rachel Wood and Chris Evans—that'll premiere during the 2010 VMAs. The weird part: there's a trailer out. A trailer. For a commercial.

MTV is killing original comedies right now. They distract you with all the reality television—with girls getting arrested or punched in the face—then sneak a Hard Times of RJ Berger in under the radar.

The high school dance is the backbone of nearly every teen rom-com. Since RJ Berger is the cumulative tele-version of that genre, it isn't hard to spot a bunch of teen movie references in this week's episode.

On tonight's Fantasy Factory, Rob's mom crushed her ankle going down the stairs, so Rob and Drama embarked on Operation: Save Patty. They came equipped with a jazzy, a sit-down toilet, and aspirations of impressing the Dyrdeks. Video inside.

MTV News sent a correspondent to the premiere of Julia Roberts' Eat, Pray, Love—or "EPL"—to ask America's Sweetheart™ and her costars whether they were familiar with "GTL," or Jersey Shore's "Gym, Tan, Laundry" mantra. Here's what happened.

Tonight in the world of self-loathing Real World homophobe Ryan Leslie, we learned that he hates Hurricane Katrina victims (and manual labor), refusing to help everyone build a house for one of them. Also: Knight gets all homophobic on Preston.

RJ and Miles break into their teacher's house to steal answers for an upcoming test, with help from Miles' Iraq veteran brother, Chet. But things get a little FUBAR for poor Chet after crossing enemy lines...

It was only a matter of time before Taiwanese animators NMA created one of their always-entertaining reenactments for Jersey Shore, and—to our delight—it's finally here! Watch as the entire cast, but especially Snooki, gets dissected in animated glory.

Want to watch Jersey Shore but don't have anyone to sit and make fun of the cast with? Then step on in and join our live blog. It's just like playing "Shoot the Freak" on Coney Island!

The drama was out in full force tonight on The Real World, when homophobe Ryan actually called the police on Preston for sticking his toothbrush in the toilet. All of the action—plus a recent, reprehensible tweet of Ryan's—inside.

Tonight on Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory: on top of getting a picture of a bikini-clad Chanel in Maxim, Rob's alter-ego Barry Bright made an infomercial for the newest and most groundbreaking piece of home work-out equipment available: the iCore Cruncher.

As you know, Snooki was arrested today in Seaside Heights for disorderly conduct. And judging by this video—obtained moments ago by TMZ—in which Snooki attempts (and fails) to get on a bike, it's not hard to imagine why.

Due to environmental and societal factors, the subjects of the most important sociological experiment of our time—the eight guidos on MTV's Jersey Shore—were forced to leave their native habitat and migrate to Miami. The results were amazing.

The second season of Jersey Shore starts tonight. Yay! What if you didn't watch the first season? What if you just need to brush up on your guido particulars? What if you want some inside scoop? We've got you covered.

Meet Deena Nicole Cortese, a 23-year-old friend of Snooki's from New Egypt, New Jersey. According to her defunct MySpace profile (don't worry, we've got screenshots) she is "ADDiCTiVE & ExPENiIV3 LiK3 COCAiNE!" She is America's newest court jester.