Today at Gawker.TV, Kate Gosselin makes her Dancing debut, Neil Patrick Harris cannot take a bad photo, Anthony Bourdain visits the South of France, and GOP Chairman Michael Steele attempts to explain the "Fire Pelosi" website on The Early Show.

Even a fan of How I Met Your Mother can get fed up listening to Lilly confront Ted Mosby about being a total Ted Mosby. If you find yourself just wanting to skip to the parts with NPH, watch this!

If you were like me, last night you were watching the show with plenty of questions. Why so long? Why so bad? Who is that weird red-haired lady crashing the stage? Well, we found some answers and even more questions.

We found out this week that Neil Patrick Harris would provide the voice of a Smurf in a motion picture, but does anybody remember when he voiced Spider-Man for the grossly under-appreciated single season MTV offering back in '03?

NPH stars in The Smurfs movie. Rachel McAdams is in the new Woody Allen movie. A woman adapts her own divorce story. De Niro: De Starring opposite Bradley Cooper. The days are growing longer. The Roundup's length is variable.

We were so excited by the new Glee promo that's going to be on Entertainment Tonight! We love this show so, so much that we don't want it to ever get bad. Don't worry, Glee, we're here to help!

You get an endless stream of hot women. On last night's How I Met Your Mother, Barney hired a driver for the occasion and plowed through as many women as he could. Until, of course, it drove him insane.

How I Met Your Mother focused around Barney's Perfect Week: going home with a girl seven nights in a row. Sportscaster Jim Nantz helped narrate the story, while Yankee Nick Swisher stands in Barney's way of clinching his number seven.

Neil Patrick Harris is hosting a three-dimensional game show. Conan O'Brien saves the best for last. "Drunk History" gets an award, and there is a show called Emergency Sex about humanitarian workers boinking it. The Roundup will take you there!

You know what we are not supposed to mess with? Texas. There is to be no messing in or around Texas. None. So wait. Why then was American Idol blustering through Dallas, shaming people horribly last night?

Today at Gawker.TV, How I Met Your Mother may have poked fun at Julie Chen, another day at Fox and Friends, Stephen Colbert mocks NBC, the antics of a recently-arrested Teen Mom mother, and Brendan Fraser addresses his questionable clap.

This week's episode marked the directorial debut of cast member Neil Patrick Harris and was the 101st episode of the show. It also may have had some fun at the expense of CBS's very own Julie Chen. Uh-oh!

Hollywood glitterati were Tweeting pictures and doing other techno-things during last night's big time Golden Globes ceremony, and we've rounded up some of their snaps. They're grainy and blurry, proving that Twitter really is going to ruin traditional journalism forever.

Last night How I Met Your Mother showed Neil Patrick Harris' character Barney extol his love of clothes in a song and dance number after hanging out with Tim Gunn. Wait isn't Barney supposed to be straight? Well, kinda...

CBS promised a whole generation of theater nerds, internet dweebs, and pop culture dorks an "all dancing, all singing" episode of How I Met Your Mother. If you don't believe anybody got ripped off, this post will prove you wrong.

And our question is, 'Will it work?' Neil Patrick Harris, fresh from his June hosting duties on The 63rd Annual Tony Awards will be featured singing about the only thing his character, Barney Stinson, loves more than women: suits.

Satires have been entertaining us since before Jonathan Swift proposed we eat the Irish, Paul Verhoeven is no Swift, but he's made a lot of clever movies. So what if they happen to be absurdly violent?

Today at Gawker.TV, Martha Stewart talks dirty, we discover the Miley Cyrus doll is a potty-mouth, Justine Bateman tells ghost stories, Neil Patrick Harris is a dirty Frosty the Snowman, and Kermit sluts it up on the Today Show.

Frosty the Snowman was at one point just a snowman. An object, doomed to melt from inevitable warmth. When a magical hat is placed atop Frosty's head, he not only becomes animated, but he must warm his chilled loins.

Is there anything Neil Patrick Harris can't do? Tonight, the singer/dancer/actor/magician/Internet video sweetheart has proved himself to be a master Twitter-er as well. Quick, somebody invent a new technology that this man can use to entertain us.