We all know that celebrities only want to name their children things like Apple, Kal-El, and Echinacea (I made that one up). But what were the worst offenses of celebrity baby naming horror in 2010?

Everyone: Demi Lovato doesn't have a sex tape! Lady Gaga is excited about DADT being gone. Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have dinner. How did Taylor and Jake meet!? Some Gossip Girl Gossip. Sunday gossip roundup!

On last night's How I Met Your Mother, Lily and Marshall shared a big announcement which, after a brief moment of happiness, prompts everyone to re-assess the direction of their own lives. NPH's Oprah impression and Alex Trebek's cameo inside!

Spike TV's annual Video Game Awards uses a strangely familiar inverted rainbow triangle for the "V" in VGA, notes TMZ. Coincidentally, noted inverted triangle Neil Patrick Harris is this year's host.

The dude just can't seem to make it happen. Sad thing. Also today: the return of Chris Tucker, Neil Patrick Harris gets an interesting gig, and a comedy about politics seems redundant.

It wasn't easy, but on last night's HIMYM Barney met the challenge of bedding a girl with the verbal skills of a six-year-old. Somehow he's able to accomplish this AND have a "will-they-again or won't-they-again" moment with Robin simultaneously.

Today at Gawker.TV, Millionaire Matchmaker's Patti Stanger has a Christian Bale-sized freakout, David Letterman celebrates 17 years on CBS, and Joan Rivers and the Fashion Police deem Neil Patrick Harris and Anna Paquin the worst dressed at the Emmy Awards.

Elizabeth Mitchell grills Damon Lindelof for killing off Lost's Juliet, Jimmy Fallon talks about the Late Night Wars on Larry King Live, the top 10 Wipeout spills, and a Cee-Lo/movie mashup to end all mashups.

Thanks to the abbreviated Creative Arts Emmy Awards aired on E! today, we're treated to some wins that we wouldn't have seen otherwise. Inside, watch Neil Patrick Harris beat out stiff competition for the best guest actor in a comedy.

J.Lo's assistants aren't allowed significant others or vacations. Fred Armisen dumped Elisabeth Moss for a younger SNL cast member. Montana Fishburne explains the weird spots on her butt. Naomi Campbell cheats on her taxes. Thursday gossip rules with fear.

Neil Patrick Harris is having twins. Lindsay Lohan is mentoring young girls. Katy Perry crashes a prom. Maybe we're going to see angry Mel Gibson text messages. Famous matchmaker's engagement goes sour. Sunday's Gossip Round Up, coming up!

A California judge ruled yesterday that preventing gays from getting married is unconstitutional. But nothing in Cali matters until a celebrity does it! Here are the brides-and-brides and grooms-and-grooms we'd like to see exercising their new right to wed.

NPH stopped by The Late Late Show last night and just spent the whole time being as cute as a button. Watch him hit on Geoff the robot and debate "vomity" locales with Craig Ferguson.

Here's a very brief teaser trailer for the upcoming live-action/animation hybrid movie The Smurfs, based on the totally smurfy cartoon series from 198smurf. It mostly stars Michael Musto and looks... well, appropriately dated.

Today at Gawker.TV, Neil Patrick Harris chats about his Glee performance, Miss USA reads Letterman's Top 10, Speidi's finally exiled from The Hills, Matthew Fox answers Jimmy Fallon's rapid-fire questions, and why we're rooting for the bad guys on Lost.

The band of lovable losers in the McKinley High glee club sure has lots of aspirations and they were all called into question. But how do they get their dreams back on track? With song! Duh.

Tonight's episode of Glee had a smattering of guest stars from past and present with one notable addition: Mr. Neil Patrick Harris. Sue Sylvester better watch out, because Bryan Ryan is after her title as Greatest Nemesis of All Time.

The gang attended party filled with notable media-folk (like Will Shortz and Arianna Huffington) where Ted felt he'd found his people, Lily and Marshall addressed their baby-fever, and most importantly, headed to "Robots Vs. Wrestlers," where they discovered Ted's look-alike.

Joss Whedon's supervillain tragi-comedy gets the 8-bit treatment in this fan made video. Neil Patrick Harris stars as an aspiring supervillain competing for a mutual love interest against his arch-nemsis, Captain Hammer.

There's usually a lag time between when everyone knows a celeb is a "friend of Dorothy" and when they finally come out. Starting with Ricky Martin the lovely ladies at Autostraddle have graphically charted the road out of the closet.