nightmares
The Maze Runner Almost Premiered to a Theater Full of Bedbugs
Gabrielle Bluestone · 09/18/15 10:52AMAll Is Lost; Nightmare Man "Surprises" Wife With Her Own Pregnancy
Allie Jones · 08/07/15 12:02PMIn an age where elaborately-staged marriage proposals and tearjerking pregnancy reveals are YouTube commonplace, self-proclaimed vloggers must now go to extreme lengths to achieve maximum virality when announcing their most personal family moments online. One man brought this terrifying reality into stark relief Wednesday when he posted a video titled, “HUSBAND SHOCKS WIFE WITH PREGNANCY ANNOUNCEMENT!”, in which he steals his wife’s urine and subsequently “surprises” her with her own positive pregnancy test.
Jimmy Fallon's Nightmare Ring Injury Makes Me Want to Throw Up
Jay Hathaway · 07/14/15 12:45PM“It’s a thing called ring avulsion. A-V-U-L-S-I-O-N. If you Google it, it’s graphic images. Don’t Google it. But ring avulsion, it’s a real thing...,” Jimmy Fallon said last night, describing the gruesome hand injury that kept him away from his show for two weeks and will now fuel your paranoid nightmares for a lifetime. Jimmy Fallon is a silly clown who enjoys a drink from time to time, but he is absolutely correct: don’t Google it.
Teen Kills Chicken Every 15 Minutes Because His Dumb Mom Wouldn't Listen
Gabrielle Bluestone · 06/26/15 01:15PMBride Was Cool With Sister's "Nightmare" Proposal During Her Wedding
Jay Hathaway · 05/28/15 06:31PMThe classless douchebag best man who set down his Corona and took a knee to propose marriage to the maid of honor at someone else’s wedding—right in front of the bride and groom—may not be quite as classless as he appeared in the photo that set a thousand mouths afroth earlier this week. His new fiancée is the bride’s sister, and she told the New York Daily News she was the only one in the wedding party who didn’t know what was coming.
It's Not an Anxiety Dream, the College Board Really Lost a Bunch of SATs
Gabrielle Bluestone · 05/27/15 11:45PMHorrifying Dentist Allegedly Choked Kids, Took Out Teeth for No Reason
Jay Hathaway · 05/21/15 02:00PMCreep Who Liked "Gummy Women" Convicted of Pulling Teeth During Sex
Jay Hathaway · 05/06/15 12:00PMA New Zealand man was convicted Wednesday of forcibly removing teeth from four women’s mouths while he was having sex with them. Philip Lyle Hansen isn’t a licensed dentist, and the only thing qualifying to yank out his victims’ teeth is that he likes “fat, gummy women” and felt like he was helping them save money on dental bills.
Plane Makes Emergency Landing After Screams Heard From Cargo Hold
Hudson Hongo · 04/13/15 08:30PMThis Man Accidentally Underdressed for a Meeting With President Obama
Sam Biddle · 04/09/15 12:05PMBad Neighbor Holds Neighborhood Hostage With His Dick for a Whole Decade
Jay Hathaway · 03/17/15 03:00PMWoman Arrested for Smoking on Plane, Yelling About Venezuela for 2 Hours
Jay Hathaway · 03/16/15 05:30PMOn a flight from Nicaragua to Miami Sunday, a woman decided to test American Airlines' "no smoking" rule by lighting up on the plane. Even though everyone had seen her (and some of her fellow passengers were taking video), she tried to pin it on the guy sitting next to her. As in-flight annoyances go, smoking in an enclosed cabin is pretty bad—but that's just scratching the surface of what happened in this airborne waking nightmare.
Sleeping Boston Driver Jumps His Truck off the Top Deck of I-93
Jay Hathaway · 02/24/15 01:55PMFamily in Minivan Gets Stuck Under Semi Truck, Dragged 16 Miles
Jay Hathaway · 01/09/15 01:29PMA Michigan family called 911 from their minivan early Wednesday morning to report that the vehicle's front end was stuck underneath a semi-trailer traveling down snowy I-75. A mom, dad, and their two adult children were trapped inside with no power and no heat, and the driver of the truck apparently didn't realize they were back there.
Doctors Find Wiggly Tapeworm in Headache Sufferer's Brain
Hudson Hongo · 11/22/14 12:05PMWorst Ex-Boyfriend Ever Allegedly Emailed Teacher's Nudes to Students
Allie Jones · 10/31/14 03:50PMWell here's a nightmare: an "angry" ex-boyfriend of a Los Angeles high school teacher emailed nude photos of the teacher to over 250 students and staff, according to cops. Pasadena police say the ex-bf, 38-year-old David Galvan, sent the photos when science teacher Richard Rosa was out of the country.
Cops Can't Stop Child Molester From Hanging Out With Honey Boo Boo Kids
Allie Jones · 10/28/14 08:57AMScientist Has Chill Run-in With Puppy-Sized Spider
Brad Friedman · 10/19/14 04:08PMOur eventual cession of global dominance to giant spiders came one step closer this month when a scientist detailed his encounter with a spider that weighs roughly as much as a puppy. The South American Goliath birdeater (real name!) has a footlong legspan and two-inch fangs. Its body is about the size of a fist and it is the largest spider in the world—that we know of.