Wondering how Jenny McCarthy's just-shy-of-40-year-old body has held up since she was named Playboy's Playmate of the Year nearly 20 years ago?

To promote its grand opening last week, a supermarket in Süderlügum on the German-Danish border offered as many free groceries as they could fit in their cart (up to €270) to the first 100 shoppers who showed up butt naked.

The above is a (NSFW) scene from the upcoming film adaptation of On the Road. It is the first time in which we the public are privy to Kristen Stewart's boobs. Also the first we see her giving two gentlemen handjobs at the same time. We did it everybody.

Since Felipe Calderon took office in late 2006 and launched an assault on drug cartels, somewhere in the neighborhood of 60,000 people have died violently in that nation's drug war. It is not going well, in any sense.

Twitterers last night collectively gasped at the sight of a big-bottomed birthday-suited girl alleged to be sex-tape thespian Kim Kardashian, but were quickly disillusioned: The photo proved to be a year-old twitpic snapped by porn star Amia Miley.

The first post-surgery photos of 'Miami Zombie' attack victim Ronald Poppo were released this afternoon during a press conference at Jackson Memorial Hospital.

If you're one of the few people who has never seen Madonna's nipple, now's your chance.

These two really, unbelievably gruesome photos, allegedly of the Miami man whose face was partially eaten off over Memorial Day weekend, have been circulating around the internet, because the sight of rended flesh is a visceral reminder of the unbearably thin dividing line between life and death, and also because they're really fucking gross.

Dick: it's always popping up in the strangest places. Earlier this morning, a reader named Monique caught an eyeful on a Queens-bound F from a dude who was "dressed in a rumpled, cheap looking suit, and carried a Jet magazine."

There's little background info to be had here: We know his last name is Simmons, and we know he doesn't go scrote-inking without bringing at least two friends along to document the experience with their cellphones.

As a companion to our earlier post about the sanitization of film through the PG-13 rating, here are a few examples of when things swung the other way. (It is namely dicks that are swinging.) Though the penis's on-screen presence virtually guarantees an R-rating today, we found a few examples of fully naked guys on PG-rated film. All of these instances date back before the introduction of the PG-13 rating in 1984, though that rating turned out to be even less permissive regarding penis (Cider House Rules contains the rare PG-13 dong flash).

Though this isn't the first time we've seen naked Heather Morris, it is the first time her phone has been hacked and her private stash of compromising photos spread to the four corners of the Internet. Welcome to Hollywood, Heather, looks like you made it.

It's been a while since we heard anything about Shawn Loftis (AKA Collin O'Neal), the CNN iReport journalist turned substitute teacher, who was fired last year for his gay porn career. Well, good news for Loftis — he's now back at work teaching at Nautilus Middle School.

The eagerly anticipated sequel to Olivia Munn's "Lick my tight asshole and choke me" sexy pictures has arrived. Here is a new cache of erotic self-portraits superimposed with arrows and sadomasochistic instructionstexts with Skitch, the photo editing application that is rapidly becoming the internet's go-to app for multimedia sexting.

Christina Hendricks' publicist confirmed last night that the Mad Men star had been the victim of a hack, and that some candid cellphone photos of her had made their way to the internet. However, Christina's publicist says the most noteworthy photo from the Hendricks hacked photo cache—a pair of ample, naked breasts—is not of his client. "The topless image is fake and not an image of Christina."

Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks both suffered apparent hacks this weekend, resulting in the release of nude photos of both. We'll get to Christina in a separate post; first, let's talk about Olivia's NSFW nudes, which are basically the filthiest celebrity nudes to date.

Heidi Leigh, and her "Buppets" are quickly taking off. Oh you know, Buppets, the literal coming together of the word "boob" and "muppet," personified in a tit dressed up as a human.

It's moments like these that I really miss the Bay Area. Yesterday SFist published a photo of a bizarre incident in San Francisco Tuesday: a naked "heavyset" woman jumped onto a man's car and crushed his windshield.

Not for the faint of heart, Marie Colvin's last report from Homs, Syria shows the slow death of a baby boy. The city has been under siege for 18 days, resulting in thousands of casualties. Colvin was killed earlier this morning in the home where she was staying.

We've seen a Santorum campaign poster made out of (fake) Santorum, but this newest portrait of one of the crackpots who might be the Republican nominee for President (crazier things have happened) will get you a little bit more, um, excited. It's a picture of Rick Santorum made entirely out of gay porn.