French magazine Closer just published some photos of Kate Middleton sunbathing topless while "staying at the French chateau of the Queen's nephew, Lord Linley — making it now two royal nudie picture scandals in three weeks. Click though for some NSFW scans.

Actress Alison Pill, best remembered from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and her recent stint on Aaron Sorkin's The Newsroom, has taken a more direct approach to nude celebrity photo leaks by posting her own topless photo to Twitter herself.

The image accompanying the Morris Babydoll Mesh & Lace on sale at Sears for $25.25 is perhaps a bit more titillating than what customers of the department store chain have come to expect.

Or is that in mammary of her late Gran Gran? (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

From Can Evrenol, the acclaimed filmmaker who took home the prize for Most Disturbing Short Film at the 2010 HP Lovecraft Festival in Poland, comes a VERY NSFW courtesy PSA screened before films at this year's Film4 FrightFest reminding audience members to "turn off their bloody phones."

R/photobucketplunder has "gone dark." After a Gawker article about the Reddit subsection's practice of finding and sharing inadvertently-published, sexually explicit photos on Photobucket, the image-hosting site served a takedown notice: "It has come to PBI's attention that you are violating PBI's Terms of Use... Moreover, the name and graphics used for your subreddit infringe PBI's registered trademarks." The r/photobucketplunder mods posted a final message: "Gone dark. Due to a legal request from photobucket, we have gone dark. It was a good run."

The three members of feminist Russian punk band Pussy Riot were sentenced today in Moscow to two years in jail after being found guilty of "hooliganism driven by religious hatred."

The photo section of Subway's official corporate page is currently being overwhelmed with pornographic Hentai images featuring the classic Subway footlong sandwich in lieu of a censorship bar.

What do you get when you mix up dirty gangstress Khia's infamously foul-mouthed ode to oral reciprocation "My Neck, My Back" with Carly Rae Jepsen's cloyingly infectious coquetry anthem "Call Me Maybe"? W.R.7's "All You Ladies Call Me Maybe Like This" — and a very weird boner.

YouTube star discovers what the Internet is actually for: Chris Crocker releases his first porn clip. (NSFW)

While attending the 17th Annual South Florida Tattoo Expo, staffers from the Fort Lauderdale-based alt weekly New Times Broward-Palm Beach came across a young lady who was very eager to show off a tattoo she got of her boyfriend's name.

World-renowned acne medication spokesperson Katy Perry went to a water park yesterday and (NSFW) flopped her bare ass around for the whole world to see.

To help him launch his new video series "Hysterical Literature," photographer Clayton Cubitt naturally turned to the thinking man's porn star, Stoya.

Have you ever uploaded a nudie shot to Photobucket — one of the web's largest, and oldest, image-hosting sites? If you did, you probably kept it private, right? So only its intended recipient could see it, and it wouldn't get found and spread all over the internet?

Tough luck, Gabby Douglas, Henrik Rummel's penis is the new sweetheart of the 2012 Olympics. Rummel burst into internet fame over the last 48 hours since photos of his large-but-not-giant non-boner stole the spotlight from him and his three teammates during their medal ceremony Saturday afternoon. (Rummel's penis was not awarded a medal, even though it is a comparable size to most coxswain.)

To the settle the matter of the Olympic boner that wasn't: First, American rower Henrik Rummel was celebrated for appearing to have a "giant boner" after he won the bronze. Then, on Reddit, he demurred, claiming that the sculpted outline visible through his rower's shorts was actually his flaccid, unerect member. This revelation prompted some august personages—including former Gawker editor Choire Sicha and current Gawker editor A.J. Daulerio—to pronounce Rummel's cock really big, if that's what it looks like during the off-season. This is hogwash. Here's proof that Rummel's cock is just a regular old cock.

Henrik Rummel, the U.S. rower who appeared to be sporting a boner while receiving his bronze medal yesterday, claims that his penis was flaccid during the medal ceremony. Rummel spoke out on the internet's chief boner website, Reddit, which he has previously used to discuss Game of Thrones:

Here's a picture of American rower Henrik Rummel receiving his new bronze medal while sporting a boner. He's the second one from the left, in case you missed the giant erection. All told, U.S. rowers won two bronze medals and one gold. Below is a video of the ceremony. [UPDATE: Rummel claims he was 'not erect.']

Here's an artsy naked photo of Vimeo founder Jake Lodwick and his wife, choreographer and dancer Robin Cantrell.

Today on his radio show, Rush Limbaugh blew the lid off of President Obama's most devious plot yet: the villain in this summer's new Batman move is named Bane, a homophone of Bain, the financial services company founded by Mitt Romney. But why is Limbaugh ignoring the far deeper, and far more disturbing conspiracy right in front of his nose?