Last night as a light drizzle fell on the East Village, a cavalcade of drag queens, strippers and fetish models gathered at Lucky Cheng's for Cooch, a "sexxy industrial elektro rock circus porn party" that somehow benefited Darfur. The event was a frantic commingling of body parts, latex and chains. Nearly every permutation of body part combination was explored. (For video evidence, visit our NSFW brethren, Fleshbot) But between spanking each other and nude writhing, a few of the performers took the time to sink back into a reverie of the craziest place they've had sex in New York. Apparently the Empire State Building has a floor called Double D where the old of body and easy of lay make the beast with two backs. Take that, Sunday Styles! —Josh

• Jane mag's website: pioneering women's health education, crusading citizen journalism, or homemade amateur porn site? Maybe all three! Boobs! NSFW and porny kind of but also not? [Jane]
  

Four years ago, in a now defunct East Village bar called Opaline, a group of youngsters decided—as so many had before them—that partying would be more fun without pants. Thus was born the Panty Party, a usually weekly event in which the lower half of the human body is often exposed and always celebrated. Four years later, Opaline is gone. Club Scenic (where the party was held for a while) is also gone. The party itself however, is alive and well at Luke and Leroy, though the crotches are four years older—four years wiser even. We sent Panty Party habitué Nikola Tamindzic (more photos!) and first-timer Joshua David Stein to document. Pictures are not entirely SFW.

The women of America were shocked this week when Calvin Trillin's essay about his wife, the one that made all of them cry for a month, or maybe two, was denied a National Magazine Award. It looked like a shoo-in, for sure! We're not accustomed to reading the Georgia Review, which won for Michael Donohue's "William Russell and Mary," about a guy who found an apartment in Park Slope seven years ago and then went through his dead landlady's stuff. (Whatever. Who hasn't?) But now we know why it won: because it totally trounces Calvin Trillin in the turgid overwritten weird elderporn department.

We can understand how, in the manic rush to deliver your premier issue to a waiting public and get your website up to snuff, certain details can be overlooked. Still, shouldn't someone at Conde Nast thought to have spent $7.95 from their $125 million endowment to snap up portfoliomag.com? Because this does not exactly scream "business lifestyle." On the other hand, the Tom Wolfe essay on toe-sucking is well worth reading.

• Why isn't all TV like Atlanta public access TV? When we signed on to write stupid commentary about media, we were thinking media would all be like this. (Also Caitlin Flanagan and Camille Paglia totally had this conversation just last week.) Oh: NOT safe for work. [Viceland]
  

Hooray! It's finally here! As you recall, our own Intern Stephanie reported for us live from Jane magazine's boobtacular photo shoot, and now the day has arrived when you'll be able to guess which of the boobs are hers. (Hint: her name is "Stephanie.") After the jump, we've taken the feelings that these tittie-pix gave us and transformed them into art. Unfortunately, despite the best efforts of Top-Free activists, such pictures are still not considered safe for most works.

DD-endowed Babble breastfeeder Ada Calhoun's self-referential review of Susan Seligson's mammoir Stacked reminded an unusually perspicacious titman—uh, tipster—of our long-ago debate about the author's rackaciousness. A Nerve interview in which Seligson mentioned posing nude led him to the image that's after the jump. It's totally safe for work—ONLY if you work at Giant Dangling Floursacks magazine.

We sent Rod Townsend and videographer Nick McGlynn out on Saturday night/Sunday morning to find out what really happens at the Black Party, the enormous annual S&M-themed gay circuit party that rocks the gays of our fine city at the end of every winter. The answers may be totally Not Safe For Work. Video cut by the estimable Richard Blakeley.

After a couple previous visits into Second Life, I decided to give it one more try. Several people sent in suggestions for places to visit, and I hit as many as I could stand while accomplishing a few other objectives. This time, it's all about penises, nudity, sex, guns, politics, virtual artistry, and so forth. These are, after all, the specialties of Second Life. Note that both the subject matter and visual material that follow are in no way safe for work. The report and a few choice pics are after the jump, and there's also a full gallery. Consider yourself warned.

As promised earlier, a first-timer's experience when sex shopping in Second Life warrants its own post. I'll tell you right up front that my immaturity levels do not speak well of me as a sex correspondent. Chris Peterson's Second Life Safari at Something Awful puts quite a bit more thought and action into the topic. That said, with even the Dutch getting lathered up about virtual child porn (and not in a good way), Second Life's burgeoning sex industry is almost politely underplayed when everything else about the service is praised to the skies. So let's go penis shopping, shall we? NSFW, if you haven't guessed.

Lately, we'd found ourselves wondering whether broke-down songbird Britney Spears likes to drink alcohol. Luckily, Grub Street's reliably awesome Ask A Server column has finally answered that burning question, via their interview with Dirty Delta, a waitress at famed E. Vil drag queen restaurant Lucky Cheng's.

It turns out that all is not wrong with the world; apparently, that male lactation video we linked to yesterday is, thankthegoodfuckinglord, fake, as per this tipster:

Ah, the onslaught of emails from dudes forwarding the Em&Lo article to their girlfriends with the subject line "See, honey?" has finally ceased. Thanks, Judy! Also, we like this headline even a little bit better than "Even Bitches Have Feelings."

Hint: It's not her girdle/control-top pantyhose.

Yesterday we discussed our feeling that something in our lives was missing because our mother had never found us a breast friend—that is, another baby our age who she would've nursed while we were being nursed by our friend's mother—unlike Babble.com columnist Jennifer Baumgardner, who gave in to her friend Anastasia's wish that their children would know each woman like they knew their own mothers. In our childless ignorance, we had to admit that there was something vaguely lesbian pornarific about the whole thing, especially the way Baumgardner describes how Anastasia could "squirt milk into [her son] Lionel's mouth from several inches away, like a fountain." But then a tipster revealed that if we lived in Moscow, this whole thing wouldn't sound so strange.

• A rabbi gets huffy over a kosher symbol on an Israeli porno. [TMZ]
  

We know, sweet children, that you've missed the galleries of LES hipstards. For that, we offer our sincerest apologies. Fear not, however, because Nikola Tamindzic has returned from shooting dirty sluts in Vegas and is back to his regular schedule of shooting dirty sluts in NYC. Last night we sent him to survey the High Voltage scene at Sutra, which hosted the debut DJ set from the totally talented Andrew WK. That's right, the guy who bought your eardrums to orgasm with such hits as "It's Time to Party", "Love Live the Party", "Party Hard" and our personal favorite, "Party Till You Puke" has gone and donned a pair of headphones and iPod and calls himself a DJ.

While we wondered about which drugs are ruining Jenny Aniston's life, commenter drunkexpatwriter suggested we look into a post on our old not-pal Mr. Confessions of a Bareback Top's site for juicier, blinder fare. And, well, he wasn't just whistling dick-sy.

• 'Hounddog,' the movie featuring Dakota Fanning's ostensibly cheeky, adorable rape scene, couldn't find a buyer at Sundance. Also, Roger Friedman complains that "There is no point that I can find to the child's rape." What, giving us all a chuckle isn't enough of a point? [FoxNews]