No.

Manhattan "Boutique Fitness Boxing" studio ShadowBox NYC is the latest god damn thing.

In addition to the 40-bag studio, they hand-built a "vintage" boxing ring from aged wood, which will be used for one-on-one training sessions, and are decorating with thematic artful photography, like a very cool vintage print of Muhammad Ali in action.

There will also be locker rooms stocked with C.O. Bigelow products, with four showers for women and two for men, and a juice and coffee bar stocked with a still TBD cold-pressed juice partner and Intelligentsia coffee.

It's not boxing unless it makes you uglier, not prettier.

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