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"I like to use hair over dental floss," said Wisconsin resident Kia Cambridge on last night's Extreme Cheapskates. "I know it sounds gross, but this just works. It's a great system." Yup. As systems go, it's up there with Dewey Decimal and that Of a Down.

Oh man, people are just the best.

And for her next trick-cum-system, Kia explains how she is able to spend a mere $10 a year on gum: by chewing a single piece over several days, and, when she isn't chewing it, storing it in the freezer "because it helps preserve the flavor." That seems like something she learned as a child from another child and just held onto. Toddlers over tastebuds.

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