You Guys Are Still Following Me? Damn, It Must Be Slow
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Reality TV icon Audrina Patridge was surprised to see a couple of paps following her as she ran a few errands in Beverly Hills. At first, Patridge was slightly annoyed by their presence, but quickly grew to appreciate the company. At her second stop, Patridge asked if the photographers would want to go to Urth Caffe after she finished her errand. One of the photographers checked his phone and said that he got a hot tip about Miley Cyrus riding a giraffe somewhere in Toluca Lake and had to get down there ASAP. The other photog said that he also got the same tip and had to leave. Patridge thought that sounded really awesome and asked if she could tag along, but the paparazzi thought it might be kind of weird and it's bad enough that, in this green era that we live in, they're taking two cars to the scene instead of carpooling.
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